Okay let's see...

6. Today, at the gas station a man began speaking to me in espanol and I realized he had mistaken me for someone of Hispanic heritage when he said, "bonita Mexicana". I was both pleased and flattered because I assume it is because of my lovely tan. My poor accent and limited spanish vocab quickly corrected his assumptions.
*Side note: My neighbor asked me yesterday when Cinco de Mayo was and with all the composure I could muster I replied, "Monday." I did not want to know if she really didn't know. So Happy Cinco kids!

5. Every two days or so I write a letter to someone and then proceed to throw it away. I think it is either too much of the following: sad, mushy, or serious. So if you are ever curious about getting some good scoop, you should so dumpster dive at my apartment.

4. I have begun talking to my dog much more frequently and am disturbed by this. "Zoe, should I drop out of school? Zoe, do you think I should wear this?" You see the problem here?

3. I have to drink coffee everyday and resemble the following without it.....


2. I have a hair appointment for the first time in six months on Wednesday. Yes, gasps of horror can now be had.



1. I don't like mayonaise and don't understand why it is the default condiment on all sandwiches. This angers me daily.

I tag... Danielle,Dan, Jas, and Sol.