a- Hey babes. You good?

b- yeah not bad.

a- hows the uni?

b- I like the School but I don’t like the course.

a- what do you mean you like the school?

b- I like the building.

a- errrrmmm ok. anything else? like, teachers? equipment? social clubs?

b- nope. I only like the building. rest is shit.

a- darling you are studying IT so who cares bout the building unless you gong to be an architect

b- you don’t understand. the building is beautiful.

a- it’s good to know. I m happy that you like the building. but you look at the computer screen all day at school. I think you should focus on more important aspects of the school.

b- so the building is not important? I should be living in the tent then.

a- Jesus man. that’s not I mean. you like the fucking building so much put it as a screen saver then.

b- you are a man. you don’t understand.