a- Can you change the Music, please?

b- Nope. What’s wrong with this one playing?

a- Nothing wrong but I wanna listen something else.

b- Something else like what?

a- Justin Bieber.

b- Justin what? Are you fucking serious?

a- Whats wrong with that?

b- Whats right?

a- For your information He is a superstar and millions of people can’t be wrong..!

b- Well, millions of people voted for George W Bush and now millions of them gonna do the same for Donald Trump..

a- Justin is cool and handsome. You are just jealous.

b- Darling you are the 35-year-old woman who fancies a kid. That make you a first class cougar.

a- What is a cougar? I don’t fancy him anyway. I just like his music. He is not my type anyway.

b- Any living creature with dick is your type. As long as he can breathe and get it up you will be delighted.

a- Why you being cruel to me?

b- Cause you listen to Justin Bieber. Humankind suffers because of your music choices. So could you disappear please before I install a Spotify app up your bumhole.