Among the dubious records +General Motors already holds on the account of problems with Corvette C7 Stingray and C7 Z06, there is a new one and this one will be impossible to beat.

If the 190 miles from purchase to junkyard seemed incredible, the current record had been set by another piece of shit called C7, the record stood so far at SIX miles, with both incidents associated with AFM related engine failures.

However, the new record is there, with +Tadge Juechter creating a 2016 C7 Stingray losing its great 8l90 8-speed automatic with incredible TWO MILES ON ODOMETER!!!

Even though the record itself is mind blowing, the real question here is: how did GM manage to deliver a car to the dealer with LESS THAN TWO MILES on odometer?  Was the car produced by assembly line robots (apparently not belonging to UAW) during the UAW mandated break and then ran through quality control check and levitated to the Bowling Green delivery area, without any humans checking it over?

The fact that the new C7 Corvette took a shit on the account of another defective 8-speed slush box is not the real revelation, TWO MILES ON ODOMETER (including distance the buyer managed to cover after the purchase) is the real revelation.

Are the dealers finally offering test drives on these pieces of shit?  A test drive should be mandatory, not to determine if a buyer likes the car but to make sure the piece of shit can actually make it home, after the purchase.

Will this record be ever broken?  Maybe ZERO delivery miles?  Apparently anything is possible, at least when GM, Juechter, UAW and Corvette C7 are involved - this why the cautious headline calls the new record UNLIKELY instead of IMPOSSIBLE to beat.