An adwoman who was a successful Executive, was one day walking down the street. All of a suden, she was hit by a bus and died. Her soul arrived in Heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to heaven," said he.
"But it seems we have a problem; we have never had an executive make it this far. What we're going to do is let you have a day in hell and a day in heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
St. Peter put the executive in an Elevator and it went down to hell.
The doors Opened and she herself stepping out onto a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a Country Club and standing in front of her were her fellow executives all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
The elevator went up, opened at the Pearly Gates and the executive found St. Peter waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he told her.
So she Spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew, her 24 hours were up and St Peter came and said," So you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity.
The woman replied, "Heaven has been really great, but I think I had a better time in hell."
So St Peter escorted her to the elevator and back to hell. When the door opened, she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in filth. Her friends were dressed in rags and putting garbage in sacks.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we had a great time. Now there is a wasteland of garbage; my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you; today you're staff."
"But it seems we have a problem; we have never had an executive make it this far. What we're going to do is let you have a day in hell and a day in heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
St. Peter put the executive in an Elevator and it went down to hell.
The doors Opened and she herself stepping out onto a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a Country Club and standing in front of her were her fellow executives all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
The elevator went up, opened at the Pearly Gates and the executive found St. Peter waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he told her.
So she Spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew, her 24 hours were up and St Peter came and said," So you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity.
The woman replied, "Heaven has been really great, but I think I had a better time in hell."
So St Peter escorted her to the elevator and back to hell. When the door opened, she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in filth. Her friends were dressed in rags and putting garbage in sacks.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we had a great time. Now there is a wasteland of garbage; my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you; today you're staff."
