---- Catalina,yo la amo.---

----Me molesta su voz.---

----Sabiendo esto, me amputaré la garganta.----

----También me molesta su mirada.----

----Pues me sacaré los ojos.----

-----No me basta. Y es que su persona entera me desagrada.----

----Me mataré entonces.---

----No exagere, suficiente con que se vaya.----

ENGLISH VERSION.

---- I'm in love with you, Catalina.---

----Please leave. The mere sound of your voice annoys me.----

----Then I shall amputate my throat.----

----I hate it when you look at me.-----

-----So I will gouge my eyes out.---

----Not enough. I despise you entirely as a person.----

----I have no choice then but to kill myself.----

-----Don't exaggerate. It will suffice if you leave.---