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God in Your Pocket

Margie had to go  home for her wallet.  She still used cash.


“What?”  I laughed.  “How do you get anything done without a god?”


“Here,” I pulled Chocorotan out of my pocket, “you can use mine.”   Chocorotan grimaced at me, but he’s carved that way.  “The commandments are easy.  I only have to brush my teeth clockwise and avoid alligators.”

“No.”

“But...”

“No!”  Maggie started walking again.  “I’ll catch you up at the theater.  Both of you, I guess.”


I watched her go.  “Women are weird, O Lord,” I told Chocorotan.


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