I'm just going to leave this here without comment, other than to say this is probably my favourite one so far: I haven't seen it since I scanned it a few years ago, and it still made me cackle.
Also, it's a perfect example of how comedy turns on the choice of a single word: in this case, it's 'rarely'.
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