It has come to my attention that I will be starring in a film with at least two superpowered females. A film, I hasten to add, that's supposed to be a sequel to my first film, 'Captain Marvel'. So, in an effort to raise awareness about who I am and what I stand for (no offense to those of you who are unable to walk), I, Captain Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, have now decided to set up a brand new online dating profile for people to see (no offense to those of you who are blind). Here 👇, check this out.
