The Diary has arrives and even since that date another reminder letter and I think at least three phone call reminders have come. I got one on my voicemail and I hung up on the other two. I thought someone was trying to sell me an auto-warranty extension. 

Inside the diary box itself was yet another letter. They're promising $10 per diary. They push that ten-spot hard. But what the hey, it's basically a free tenner. Can't knock that.

Of course by that point you should have already begun keeping the diary.  But after 3 calls and 4 letters if you haven't, you are really quite bad at following instructions.