To complete the set
Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks? Santa Jaws
What did Santa say at the start of the race? Ready, set, ho, ho, ho!
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish
How do you know when Santa is in the room? You can sense his presents
How do sheep wish each other a Merry Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe
How do Christmas angels greet each other? Halo!
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy
What’s an elf’s favourite music genre? Wrap
What did the farmer get for Christmas? A cowculator
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? They always drop their needles
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he has visited? He keeps a log book
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