What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food? Because it’s bad for your elf

Why can’t penguins fly? Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots

How do Christmas trees get their emails? They log-on

Why doesn’t Santa go to the hospital? He has private elf care

What would you give your dog for Christmas? A mobile bone

What does one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up

Why is a foot a good Christmas present? Because it makes a good stocking filler

What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life