What happened to Mark Zuckerberg’s novelty jumper when he had a cage fight with Elon Musk? He was left with nothing but Threads.

What’s the difference between The Polar Express and HS2? One’s a fantasy about a Train and the other’s a film with Tom Hanks.

What did Robert Oppenheimer get Barbie for Christmas? Atomic Kenergy.

Why are the train drivers on the naughty list this year? Because they’ve already had three strikes!

How does Margot Robbie decorate her Nativity scene? With 3 wise Ken.