Somebody Blew Up Santa
Somebody blew up Santa while he was taking a nap
Right there on the front lawn, wearing a red flannel cap
Somebody blew up Santa under a coconut tree
While he was dancing the hula, grass skirt cut at the knee
Somebody blew up Santa while he was taking a bath
And the reindeer watching as he soaped up his back
Somebody blew up Santa cruising around on his bike
Outside a bar in a parking lot, on a cold winter’s night
Somebody blew up Santa while he was taking a shit
Outhouse door swinging with every gust of wind
Somebody blew up Santa, his reindeer laid on the ground
One didn’t look like the others, he had a nose like a clown
Somebody blew up Santa swinging two under par
They blew him up fly fishing, and driving NASCAR
Somebody blew up Santa flying an aeroplane
Commandeering a pirate ship, engineering a train
Someone blew up Miss Piggy, they blew up Kermit the Frog
And they blew up Mickey and then they blew up his dog
Somebody blew up penguins, polar bears and a moose
Somebody blew up a bengal, they blew up the whole zoo
They blew up a Stegosaurus and a Tyrannosaurus Rex
Without Steven Spielberg’s Hollywood special effects
They blew up a thousand snowmen, one of them red, white and blue
Somebody blew up Minions, and blew up Will Ferrell too
Somebody loudly singing, “Silent Night” and “Deck the Halls”
Blew up baby Jesus and a manger and some straw
With his finger on the trigger, in army boots and camouflage
In front of the hedges, someone blew up Santa Claus
Seems they’re blowing up everything in every neighborhood
To remind us what Santa said, “You had better be Good”