The new Leader of the National Party, [insert name here], has promised a new shadow cabinet line-up in very short order, just a few hours after being elected this morning/overnight (delete one) following the resignation/sacking (delete one) of the previous incumbent [insert name2 here] after just [insert number] hours/days (delete one) in the top job.

[insert name here] praised [insert name2 here]’s commitment and ability to traditional core values of the National Party but as the election was coming up in just a few weeks/days/hours (delete one) it was time for a fresh outlook and some bold new initiatives, although the RMA will still be toast and Gerry Brownlee would continue to gurn hopelessly in the background.