with just one Red Velvet cake,I became an instant saint,for God inspired him to make,this cake which almost made me faint. but not showing up on time,‘coz of dreams that lurked like wine,I befriended little sin,and the heavens went groveling. yet on another day,he was foolish enough to say,“I am always here for you,”and to … More Better Christian, Less Pagan (Poem)