I just had a student come up to my desk to whine about someone Writing "XXXXXXX is a big fat smelly moron" on his sheet... As if I could go back in time and erase it! or mabe I could install an alarm system on his papers that would beep everytime someone gets too close... Or maybe I should punish everyone for writing stupidities!!! I feel like the time I was babysitting the neighbor's kids. They were 5, 6 and 8. These guys are 12-13 years old!! Or maybe they really think of my that way... Since I'm the only adult around, they figure it's my responsability to fix every single goddam thing that goes wrong. Like Mom. That's it, I'm having my tubes tied.

Although to be fair, the comment written on his paper isn't very nice, nor fun to read. And a lie obviously. He's not that fat.