39. Put copies of your poems into waterproof glass cases. Then, in a small sailboat, take the cases two miles off the coast of Chios and drop the cases into the water. If the Turkish armed forces try to stop you, try to outrun them. Once back in Chios, imagine that you are Homer and try to rewrite his epics from a contemporary perspective.
Tips
*The glass cases sold at http://waterproofglasscasesforpoetry.com seem to work the best to me. E-mail Arnie.
*Try to write the epics in one sitting each. It’s not that hard if you use a large scroll.
