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Chantix and me... Time to kick Camel's A$$ (Days 1-3)

I must say there is absolutely nothing eventful that has happened the first 3 days of my "Stop Smoking" mission.  Basically I'm dosing to get my body accustomed to the Chantix.  I was required to take one .5mg pill daily for these 3 days.  (Only a half a mg... this shit must be POTENT!) But I can honestly say I have yet to notice anything... Well... I have had some unsightly gastrointestinal instances sense popping these. Now... I am not 1000% sure if it is the pills themselves (I have been hoggin' it lately at the dinner table) but I usually do not pass ass perfume this noxious or frequently.  (Aromatic burnt rubber and cheese shart's) Yum!  Aside from my bung-hole trumpet issues and on a positive note... I do graduate to taking two doses on Day 4 (again .5mg each) and I am interested to see if this double dose will have any more of a "smoke-free" minus the ass-gas effect.  Interestingly enough, I have read of several instances of Chantix giving test subjects horrid night terrors and very lucid dreams (and day dreams) as well.  I do not remember my dreams so, I welcome the notion of waking up scared shit-less in the middle of the night... or possibly having an acid flashback. (Don't do Drugs kids!
Well... If this miracle-pill will take away my need for cancer sticks then a few unpleasant or pleasant night's rest will be well worth it. (Yes... I am a bit deranged) Again... that $2500/yr savings is my main goal. I don't really have much else to report... but I am interested to see what the Double Dose will do.  I still smoke the same amount... but I am supposed to continue for the the first seven days of treatment.  So I'm still chugging along down that path of a "Quitter"!  Only the next few days will tell...
How well Chantix and me can kick Camel's A$$...
 to be continued...

~Doogin


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