Lamentation Hawkins The Goth Pilgrim The Short, Short, Short, Story of Lamentation Hawkins. A little known figure in history Lamentation Hawkins the Goth Pilgrim, is best known for ruining the 1st thanksgiving grace. Lamentation began by thanking the dark lord for the bounty of turkey flesh and entrails seared in the fires of Hades, which kind of grossed everyone out. Lamentation then