Me and my team (ok its just me and whoever decides to roll with me when i go drinking on the weekends) have been working diligently on the Fabio Collection. This collection is a work in progress, and has been in the works for months. In fact, it is only the beginning..... we are still working on it.
Basically, my good friend Fabio is a menace to any bicycle, scooter, vespa,  the chinese delivery motorcycle which looks like the Harley Davidson for pussies, parked on the streets of NYC in the morning.

 Here is a sneak peak at this phenomenon. Much more coming soon.

If this is your bicycle, thanks for leaving the stupid chain on jackass. All my man wanted was a quick ride around the block but no, the bike would not move. Fuck you to the owner.