A little Prospector wearing clean new shoes walked into a saloon.
A big Texan standing at the bar said
to his friend, "Watch me make this dude dance."
to his friend, "Watch me make this dude dance."
He walked over to the prospector and said,
"You're a foreigner, aren't you? From the East?"
"You might say that," said the prospector, "I'm
from Boston and I'm here prospecting for gold."
from Boston and I'm here prospecting for gold."
"Now tell me something," said the Texan,
"Can you dance?"
"Can you dance?"
"Well I'm going to teach you," said the Texan. And
with that the Texan took out his gun and started
shooting at the prospectors’ feet.
with that the Texan took out his gun and started
shooting at the prospectors’ feet.
Hopping, skipping, and jumping the little prospector
made it to the door shaking like a leaf.
made it to the door shaking like a leaf.
About an hour later the Texan left the saloon.
As soon as he stepped outside the door he heard
a click. He looked around and there, four feet from
his head was the biggest shotgun he had ever seen.
As soon as he stepped outside the door he heard
a click. He looked around and there, four feet from
his head was the biggest shotgun he had ever seen.
The little prospector said, "Mr. Texan, have you
ever kissed a mule?"
ever kissed a mule?"
"No," said the quick thinking Texan,
"but I've always wanted to."
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