Humped that five-gallon gas can ten Miles each way. Passed by a hundred trucks or more. Middle of Nowhere, New Mexico.
Rest Stop Guy Walking His Dog: "No, I can't give you a ride, I'm not going that way."
Me: "I saw you drive in. You are going that way. C'mon, I'll give you a hundred bucks (flashed the bill) for a 10-minute ride. Please."
Guy: "I don't have space."
Me: "You're driving a PICKUP TRUCK! I'll ride in the bed."
Guy: I don't have time, I'm in a hurry."
[Awkward silence while we both watch his dog nonchalantly meander the entire rest area]
I hope his Labrador spontaneously combusts. And I hope he drives over a half-mile spread of 3" nails, in the middle of that cellular dead zone, twenty miles from home. At the same time. Preferably tomorrow.
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Me: "I hate your town. And your State. And its people."
Bubble Gum Bombshell Barbie cashier at the gas station: "I've lived here my whole life. Broke Dow a few times myself. They wouldn't stop for me in a mini-skirt."
To the people of Eunice, and all of New Mexico: you're rude, you're selfish, and I pray for the day that Texas secedes from the Union, declares war on--and annhilates--your ugly State, and forces your people into labor camps in Kermit.