1.  Joe Biden's Campaign Hops on Truth Social to Troll Trump

 'FOR THE LOLZ' 

"Converts welcome," the president's campaign wrote in its first post.

MEDIA

2.  Soccer Star Apologizes After Reposting Antisemitic Message

  STEPPING IN IT 

Youcef Atal, who plays for the French Ligue 1 club Nice, said he "condemn[s] all forms of violence" and "support[s] all victims."

WORLD

Allbirds' New Sneaker Instantly Upgrades Any Outfit

  SNEAKER BLISS 

There are few outfits these vintage-inspired sneakers *won't* look good with.

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3.  Sam Neill Says His Cancer Drug Will Eventually Stop Working

 'NOT REMOTELY AFRAID' 

"It's out of my control. If you can't control it, don't get into it," the actor said.

ENTERTAINMENT

4.  Oprah Floated a Wild Way to Beat Trump in 2020: Romney Book

 WINNING TICKET 

Romney told author McKay Coppins that he shut down the idea, as it may have inadvertently helped Trump.

POLITICS

People Think I Have Lash Extensions Thanks to This Serum

 LASH ATTACK 

My favorite lash and brow serum brand, Grande Cosmetics, dropped a super-giftable set of its three hero products.

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5.  Millie Bobby Brown Is SO Over 'Stranger Things'

 FRIENDS DON'T LIE 

The actress who plays Eleven is ready to move on.

ENTERTAINMENT

6.  Teacher Charged With Duct-Taping Student's Mouth Shut

 BAD EDUCATION 

Cassandra Sisler, 43, allegedly bound the child's face "from ear to ear" on four different occasions, according to police.

U.S. NEWS

7.  Tekashi69 Nabbed for Allegedly Beating Up Music Producers

 BAD RAP 

The rapper was angry they'd been hanging out with his girlfriend, TMZ reports.

ENTERTAINMENT

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