1. Judge Shoots Down Trump's Attempt at Trial Delay in 9 Words
HOW 'BOUT NO?
Donald Trump isn't getting extra time before potentially losing hundreds of millions during his trial next month.
POLITICS
2. Trump Says He'd 'Love to Debate' Meghan Markle
'LET'S SET IT UP'
The twice-impeached ex-president finally found a debate that he would actually attend.
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3. Jailed Tycoon Manages to Get $4.5 Billion Richer
LESSON NOT LEARNED
Who says insider trading doesn't pay?
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4. Mitch McConnell Says He's Going to Finish His Senate Term
DAGNABBIT
The Republican evaded the subject of retirement amid questions about his health, swearing to finish both his terms as a GOP leader and Kentucky senator.
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5. WATCH: Video Shows How Murderer Escaped Pennsylvania Prison
INTO THIN AIR
An officer in a lookout tower failed to notice as Danelo Cavalcante "crab-walked up a wall" and escaped the prison, officials said.
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6. Did Kanye West Just Crash a Random Italian Wedding?
SPEAK NOW
A viral TikTok video appears to show the rapper making nice with the bride and groom.
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7. Nantucket Cops Find Guns, Prostitutes on Retired Doc's Yacht
SIN CITY
Scott Burke, 69, now faces drug trafficking and weapons charges, authorities said.
