1.  Rudy Giuiliani's Old Donor Pals Think He's Jumped the Shark

 'I MISS THE OLD RUDY' 

Billionaires who donated to his 2008 presidential campaign say there's no way they'll be lending a hand as he faces legal and financial ruin.

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2.  Proud Boys Leader Sobs as He Begs Judge for Lenient Sentence

  'INSTIGATOR' 

The tears failed to move the judge though and Joe Biggs was ordered to serve 17 years for seditious conspiracy.

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3.  Elon Went Anti-Woke After His Kid's Transition: Biographer

 'DON'T TELL MY DAD' 

"She went beyond socialism to being a full communist and thinking anyone rich is evil," Musk complained to his biographer, Walter Isaacson.

TECH

4.  50 Cent Accused of Battery After Chucking Mic at Fan

 OOPS 

Cardi B did it better.

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Marlow Pillow Is Having an End-of-Summer Sale

 PILLOW TALK 

Don't sleep on this sale; Marlow Pillow is ending summer with their buy-more, save-more promotion.

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5.  Son of Ex-Packers Super Bowl Champ Dies After Asthma Attack

 'INCOMPREHENSIBLE' 

Julius Poppinga, who played for his California high school football team, was hospitalized after having breathing issues, and reportedly later suffered a collapsed lung.

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6.  12-Year-Old Boy Tragically Dies After Collapsing in PE Class

 'SWELTERING HEAT' 

"Despite the response and care of medical professionals, Yahshua tragically succumbed to cardiac arrest at the hospital."

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7.  Judge Orders Man Who Shot Unarmed Black Teen to Stand Trial

 DAY IN COURT 

The attorney for 84-year-old Andrew Lester argued in court that his client's age impeded his ability to tell if Ralph Yarl was a thief or not.

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