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Oh my god, she’s going to have a B.F. 2.) A B.F? 1.) A Bitch Fit !!!

Has anyone ever told you you look just like Denzel Washington? ― Shawn Wayans

I am so…frick-in’…pissed. — Tiffany Wilson

Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.

Sometimes a man can’t see when he has something someone so special sitting right in front of him.

White Chicks Quotes

Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America. ― Shawn Wayans

Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me! — Russ

Triple T-K-A! Time To Totally Kick *ss! – Marcus Copeland

And only the hottest of the hottest are going to make it onto the cover of ‘Hamptons Magazine’! And this is our year! — Tiffany Wilson

Megan Vandergeld: It’s the Beverly Ho-Billies.

Are you, like, a lesbian or something?

Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say Yo quiero Taco Bell. Kay?

It’s not just a bag! It’s Prada. – Kevin Copeland

It’s the Beverly Ho-Billies. — Megan Vandergeld

Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills. ― Jaime King

And, you know, Heather totally hates you because you slept with her boyfriend. — Tiffany Wilson

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me?

– Latrell Spencer: Oh the deception. The betrayal. Man you deceived me.

Are you naughty or nice?Sorry not interested!Ill take that as naughty

You hit like a b*tch! Come on. – Marcus Copeland

Your mother shops at Saks. — Megan Vandergeld

Come on guys open up, it’s your turn for the sleepover! Be right there were braiding our vaginas

Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney’s Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a ‘ni-coise’ salad. ‘Ni-coise’ salad, right? ― JAIME KING

What Do You Mean ‘Broke’? Like, Martha Stewart ‘Broke’? Or MC Hammer ‘Broke’? — Heather Vandergeld

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I’m sorry, but uhm… we just saw your new video. Yeah, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office

I go to Dr. Dorfman. He totally messed up my nose job. I asked him to make me look like Gweneth Paltrow, and I got off the table looking like fricking Shrek!

Latrell Spencer: Negro, please. Didn’t anyone tell you that this was an all-white party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.

darel man where are you this guy tried to kiss me he’s singing to me and on top of that has been fartting for the last 20 min. Darel: ok I’m coming in on my way (both hang up the phone) Denzel: oh, cottontail white chick: im coming nigga

Ok I’m going to go get help ok, you need professional help. ― Shawn Wayans

Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh my God. Do you want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It’s mother time, okay! Your mother’s so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! Something’s wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie’s doing a beatbox!

I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I’m gonna write a letter!

I know you hookers don’t think this is over with.

Kevin Copeland: Forget him, Marcus. We can do this ourselves. Look, all we gotta do is, is, is—.

Daddy! Why are you doing this? — Megan Vandergeld

Dear Mr. Royla Hamptons, I’m A white woman in America!

Forget him, Marcus. We can do this ourselves. Look, all we gotta is if, if, if – ― Shawn Wayans

Heather Vandergeld: Well yea? Your mother’s so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!

Hi, I’m Cellulite Sally, look at my huge donkey. Don’t forget about me. I’m Backfat Betty. Now, who could have said that? Oh, yeah, it’s Tina, the Talking Tummy. I can’t even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig. – Lisa

Oh, my God… She’s gonna have a bitch fit! — Marcus Copeland

I’m Ceullite Sally, oh yeah, and who, oh yeah it’s backfat Betty, now who could’ve said that? oh yea, it’s Tina the talking tummy!!!!

No, no, no, d-d-don’t have a-a-a B.F. now. ― Agent Jake Harper

I Know You Hookers Don’t Think This Is Over With. — Marcus Copeland

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this:

And for the lady, perhaps a salad? ‘Perhaps not. I’ll have a steak, a rack of ribs, pasta with extra garlic, french fries, and a side of onion rings.

I just hope stays plane crashes on her way here — OMG STACY– what you were thinking — i know but you said it, you know she just hates you because you slept with her boyfriend– who cares I sleep with EVERYBODY boyfriend

Brittany Wilson’s quote: I hope the Vandergeld Sisters’ private jet crashes on the way there! | Source: Amodays

Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney’s Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a ‘ni-coise’ salad. ‘Ni-coise’ salad, right?

Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.

I tell them to make me look like Gwyneth Paltro and I come off the table looking like freakin Shrek. Oh my gosh. I’m going to have a BF. What’s a bf? SHE GOING TO HAVE A BITCH FIT!

My doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking like a freakin’ Shrek. ― SHAWN WAYANS

Somebody Throw Shamu Back Into The Ocean! — Lisa Anderson

I don’t see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer. — Marcus Copeland

I’ll have a panty dropper, a screaming orgasm, a slow comfortable screw bartender: and for you? Brittany: A blue ball on the rocks? Karen: I’ve tried that, that’s a really good drink!

Look, King Kong. Why don’t you take you and your 1980 pick-up lines, climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State Building, beat on your big old monkey chest, and then jump off? Excuse me. ― Marlon Wayans

How Did You Know? I Love This Song! — Latrell Spencer

Kevin Copeland: Yes, we were, but we were doing our job. I just hope you guys aren’t too pissed off at us

Somebody, throw Shamu back into the ocean.

So, who do you think wore those panties you were sniffing? Kevin or Marcus? — Agent Vincent Gomez

I’m calling your boss, no I’m gonna call the owner of the company, better yet, I’m gonna write a letter!

Oh, the deception. The betrayal. Man, you deceived me. ― Terry Crews

Tiffany Wilson’s quote: And, you know, Heather totally hates you because you slept with her boyfriend. | Source: Amodays

Lisa: So I guess this means we won’t be hanging out anymore

Oh my God. Do you want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It’s mother time, okay! Your mother’s so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! Something’s wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie’s doing a beatbox

Latrell: Easy white chocolate, I wouldn’t want you to melt.

What a beautiful chocolate man. Beautiful. ― Shawn Wayans

Kevin Copeland: Aw don’t say that of course we will. We’ll hang out

Your mother’s *ss is so hairy, it looks like Don King’s about to pop out and say, ‘Only in America!’ – Marcus Copeland

I so could have done that part. She doesn’t even have herpes. — Lisa

Latrell: the deceit the deception someone get this jigaboo away from me

I’m Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery. ― Jennifer Carpenter

Oh My God! You Wanna Talk About Mothers! Oooh! It’s Mother Time! — Kevin and Marcus CopelandMarcus Copeland, Kevin Copeland, Karen, Lisa, Tori: SHOPPING!

Kevin Copeland: [chasing and tackling Purse Snatcher] Gimme that.

I can’t even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig. — Lisa

Oh my God…I think I’m going to have a bf…what does that mean…I’m going to have a Bitch fit

Purse Snatcher: Jesus, lady! All this for just a handbag?

Tiffany Wilson: And you know, Heather totally hates you because you slept with her boyfriend.

Way to get us sat at the losers’ table. I thought you had it all hooked up. — Karen

OH, what a beautiful chocolate man! ha ha ha!!

Dear — Mr — Royal — Hampton. I — am — a — white — woman — in — America. ― Shawn Wayans

Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair. — Latrell Spencer

What happened to the sun? ‘Easy, white chocolate.

Okay, I’m going to go get help, okay? You need professional help. — Kevin Copeland

OMG, do u know what this means? wat. It’s time to go (in a really high voice) SHOPPING.

Once you go Black, you’re gonna need a wheelchair. – Latrell Spencer

only the hottest ppl r going to be there, and only the hottest of the hottest r going to make it onto the cover of Hamptons magazine

Tiffany Wilson’s quote: Yeah! Look! Wilson Sisters Rock Hamptons! | Source: Amodays

Tiffany Wilson: I am so… frick-in’… pissed!

Yo, Hold My Poodle! Hold My Poodle!

Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.

Tell Latrell if he wants to use protection, there’s an extra shower curtain in the bathroom!

Oh, the deception, the betrayal. Man, you deceived me. — Latrell Spencer

Gina: Don’t hey, baby me. I can’t believe you have me sitting here all night worried about you.

Kevin Copeland: I’m gonna have a BF!

I wasn’t asleep, baby, I was closing my eyes and visualizing your words. — Marcus Copeland

These starving kids in Africa make me so sad. They don’t even have to try to be skinny! — Megan Vandergeld

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