Experience the bold and fearless world of Duke Nukem with our best collection of Duke Nukem quotes. These quotes tough, no-nonsense persona of the iconic video game character. From his bold sayings to his humorous one-liners, delve into Duke Nukem’s world through these quotes, perfect for fans of action and adventure gaming.

Take that, you dirty rat. – Duke Nukem

AAhhh… much better! (after urinating) ~Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem Quotes

My name’s Duke Nukem. After a few days of R&R, I’ll be ready for some more action! – Duke Nukem

It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of gum.

My name is Duke Nukem – and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!

So much for the rat pack. – Duke Nukem

Damn, those alien bstds are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.

Blow it out of your ass! (referencing They Live) ~Duke Nukem

Born to be wild!

Let god sort ’em out.- Duke Nukem

I always said, if there was a way to go, it’d have something to do with women, whips, and oil…

It’s down to you and me, you freak. – Duke Nukem

Your ass is grass, and I’ve got the weed whacker.

Come get some! [reference to Ash’s quote from Army of Darkness] (says after choosing the hard difficult setting or when picking up a new weapon)~Duke Nukem

Nobody messes with my meat!- Duke Nukem

Ah, New York! It’s my kind of town. If I can kill ’em here…I can kill ’em anywhere! [Reference to Frank Sinatra’s song New York

Oh, that’s gonna leave a mark. – Duke Nukem

Come on! (after the player was not moving for a while) ~Duke Nukem

I’m gonna get medieval on your asses!

Damn it. (after killing any of the women in the game) ~Duke Nukem

Damn! I’m looking good!- Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem: You’re an inspiration for birth control.

I ain’t afraid of no quake! [in reference to ID Software’s Quake PC Game, as well as Ghostbusters tagline]

There are only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die. – Duke Nukem

Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself.

Damn, I’m good! (says after choosing the Damn, I’m Good difficult setting or when corpses explode) ~Duke Nukem

I’ll rip your head off and sh*t down your neck!

You’re wrong, Proton breath. I’ll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah! – Duke Nukem

And I thought cigars tasted bad!- Duke Nukem

Ahhh, smell those traffic fumes. And no damn aliens! Time for some R&R!

Last stop: total destruction. – Duke Nukem

Damn, that’s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!

Dying ain’t much of a living boy.

Mess with the best, you will die like the rest. – Duke Nukem (Hackers)

Ready for action!- Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem: I guess he didn’t escape from L.A.

Now I’m really pissed off. – Duke Nukem

I go where I please, and I please where I go.

Damn, that was annoying! (after shooting the Mickey Mouse-like mascot) ~Duke Nukem

Are you crazy? Is that your problem? – Duke Nukem

Heh, heh, heh, what a mess!- Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem: Your face. Your ass. What’s the difference?

Looks like clean up on aisle four. – Duke Nukem

Now you see me, now you’re dead.

Sometimes I even amaze myself.

I’ve got balls of steel. – Duke Nukem

Get the crap outta here!- Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem: Nobody steals our chicks… and lives!

Don’t worry about it, saving chicks is what I’m all about!

Die, you son of a bitch! (after defeating the Battlelords, in reference to Jaws) ~Duke Nukem

Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn! I love this job!

That’s gonna leave a mark! – Duke Nukem

Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Jack!- Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem: Hmm, that’s one doomed space marine.

Guess again, freakshow. I’m coming back to town, and the last thing that’s gonna go through your mind before you die… is my size-13 boot!

Get that crap outta here! (after corpses explode mostly by using pipebomb) ~Duke Nukem

Guns don’t kill mutants, I kill mutants.

I’m going in.- Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem : [sometimes says it after finishing a level] Ready for action!

Duke wins…. Fatality! [Reference to the 1992 arcade fighting game by Midway, Mortal Kombat]

Looks like it’s time for me to go postal!

Get back to work, you slacker! (checking out office computer playing Duke3d) ~Duke Nukem

Do or do not. There is no try. Duke Nukem sayings

They don’t make ’em better than me! – Duke Nukem

Damn, you’re ugly.- Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem : [whenever an alien is blown to bits] Oooooooooh, that’s gotta hurt!

Let God sort ’em out! [Advice given by Arnaud Amalric during the Albigensian Crusade when asked by a Crusader how to distinguish the Cathars from the Catholics]

My gun’s bigger than yours.

Go ahead, make my day. (a reference to the same phrase from Clint Eastwood‘s character Dirty Harry in the film Sudden Impact) ~Duke Nukem

Nobody jacks with our independence!

Shake it, baby!- Duke Nukem

Mess with the best, and you will die like the rest [reference to Hackers (1995)]

The bigger they are, the more they bleed!

Duke Nukem : [after discovering 3 women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!

Groovy! [reference to Ash’s quote from Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn after picking up a new weapon] ~Duke Nukem

Blow it out of your ass! – Duke Nukem (They Live)

What are you waiting for? Christmas?- Duke Nukem

We meet again, Doctor Jones!

Hail to the king, baby! [reference to Ash’s quote from Army of Darkness after picking up a new weapon] ~Duke Nukem

Hail to the king, baby! – Duke Nukem (Army of Darkness)

It’s my way or hell, it’s my way!

Hmm, that’s one doomed space marine.- Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem : [upon seeing an Assault Trooper blowing up after it crosses an activated Laser Tripbomb] Blow it out your ass!

I’m your worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scum-sucker! And right now you’re all that stands between me and a planet full of babes – so get ready to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!

That hurt you more than it hurt me.

Duke Nukem : [sometimes says it after an alien squishes itself when passing through a wall] Eat shit and die!

I like big guns, and I cannot lie.

Hmm, that’s one Doomed Space Marine. [seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom] ~Duke Nukem

I’m Duke Nukem. And I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! Duke Nukem

Good, Bad, I’m the guy with the gun! [Army of Darkness, as well as Blood, reference]

My boot, your face—the perfect couple.

I think you need some downtime.

Duke Nukem : [Sometimes upon seeing a stripper dancing] Wanna dance?

Nobody steals our chicks… and lives!

What are you waiting for? Christmas?

I’m Duke Nukem – and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! (After defeating the Battlelord) ~Duke Nukem

I’m climbing a ladder—to heaven

Duke Nukem : [after seeing an ID4 spaceship hovering over Duke Burger on a screen] Nobody jacks with our Independence!

So many babes, so little time.

Looks like cleanup on aisle four.

Count your cookies, not your problems. cookie monster dialogues

Duke Nukem : [after entering a back room in Duke Burger] Nobody messes with my meat!

Damn. Those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub!

I’m gonna kick your ass, bitch! (when facing the Alien Queen)~Duke Nukem

Home is where the heart is. Heart where the cookie is. Math clear: The home is a cookie.

Duke Nukem: We meet again, Doctor Jones!

I’m gonna put this smack dab on your ass! ~Duke Nukem

Today, we will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant, in which case I will eat cookies.

Little pig, little pig let me in. Or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll kick your ass in! – Duke Nukem (Three Little Pigs)

Duke Nukem: What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?

Resist the urge to panic and eat cookies.

Eat sh*t and die! – Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem: Lucky son of a bitch!

I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped this sub. ~Duke Nukem Quotes

Your face, your ass—what’s the difference? – Duke Nukem (Andrew Dice Clay)

Duke Nukem: This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast… Uh… The best tunes in town!

When nothing goes right, go left.

Duke Nukem: I’m Duke Nukem. And I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!

It’s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! (when facing the Cycloid Emperor) ~Duke Nukem

Cookie is like a high five for the stomach.

Duke Nukem: I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub.

It’s time to abort your whole freaking species! (After defeating the Alien Queen) ~Duke Nukem

Keep calm and eat cookies. Cookie Monster sayings

Hey, kids, you remember I’m a professional, don’t try this at home! – Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem: I think you need some downtime…

Speak softly and carry a big cookie. Big enough to share with a good friend.

Damn, that was annoying!– Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem: Looks like it’s time for me to go POSTAL!

Let’s rock! (Possible reference to Vasquez in Aliens)(says after choosing the medium-difficult setting)~Duke Nukem

Sometimes I think, what is a friend? And then I say: a friend is someone to share the last cookie with.

Duke Nukem: Nukem ’till they glow, then shoot ’em in the dark!

I just took a DNA test turns out 100% cookies.

My boot, your face; the perfect couple.~Duke Nukem

Companion is an option that is superior to anything chocolate dessert. Maybe companion someone you surrendered your last cookie for.

Duke Nukem: And I thought 10 guns were hard to carry!

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