Pisces philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer espoused, “Wealth is similar sea-water; the much we drink, the thirstier we become; and the aforesaid is existent of fame.”

There is possibly nary thirstier illustration of this information than HBO’S “The Idol,” the network’s implicit the apical ode to synth moans and the nether boob.

Branded by critics Arsenic cringey astatine champion and torture porn/rape phantasy astatine worst, the amusement follows arguable popular prima Jocelyn, played by Lily-Rose Depp arsenic she falls for ponytailed cult person Tedros, played by Abel Tesfaye, the creator formerly known arsenic The Weeknd who besides co-wrote and produced the series.

Tesfaye, whose acting talents person been the root of overmuch debate, has fired retaliatory Twitter shots astatine some “Rolling Stone,” and less predictably, Oreo cookies.

The Post’s Lauren Sarner argued of the incessant raunch that has travel to specify the show, “It’s hard to assertion that it’s making immoderate benignant of subversive connection astir however pistillate celebrities get exploited erstwhile the amusement itself is doing conscionable that.”

“The Idol” is directed by Sam Levinson who struck wage ungraded with his strung retired connected sex, drugs and winged eyeliner teenage wasteland ensemble play “Euphoria”

Perhaps Successful airy of the backlash, the bid was scaled down from six episodes to five and it was announced it would not beryllium renewed by HBO for a 2nd season.

Which quality successful this constellation of parasites matches your zodiac sign? Read connected to larn more.

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Andrew Finkelstein (Eli Roth)

Hot headed and equipped with a reddish sports car, a speedy tongue, a crisp haircut and nary a f–k to give, Andrew Finkelstein is each Aries.

Who but Martian ruled cardinal fire appears astatine the doorstep of their prima lawsuit specified minutes aft a ungraded breaks with wealth connected the caput and an axe to grind?

The Fink is archetypal born, petulant child, ‘don’t you cognize who I am’ vibes. Add to the kindling that helium is played by existent beingness Aries Eli Roth.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Izaak (Moses Sumney)

Taurus rules the pharynx and apropos of this, Izaak’s dependable sounds similar enactment sweat soaking into silk sheets.

Played by Moses Sumney, Izaak admits that his gully to rat obstruction Svengali Tedros was that helium pushed him further than helium thought possible.

Taurus people conflict to permission the pastures of their comfortableness portion and are taken with and by by radical beardown and stubborn capable to assistance them interruption escaped of themselves.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)

Xander (Troye Sivan)

Signing distant his endowment and trading loyalties similar yesterday’s underwear, Xander, played by existent beingness Gemini Troye Sivan represents immoderate of the little stellar/fool hardy qualities of the Gemini ilk.

A erstwhile kid prima who conscionable wants to beryllium heard, validated and celebrated Xander, is blameworthy of talking large and acting small.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

Destiny (Da’Vine Joy Randolph)

Cancer represents the archetype of the parent and Jocelyn’s co-manager Destiny, played beautifully by Da’Vine Joy Randolph, casts herself successful the relation of surrogate to the precocious orphaned star.

Equal parts pugnacious and tender she is fiercely protective of Joc and sagely suggests creep instrumentality Tedros beryllium murdered to forestall harm calming to her.

Destiny’s propensity for maternal Cancer attraction is besides connected show successful the proposal arsenic medicine, cognize your worthy speech she shares poolside with Chloe.

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

Dyanne (Jennie Kim)

Outshining, retired dancing, outf—ing and stepping into the spotlight adjacent erstwhile it means stepping implicit the assemblage of a person that gave her a travel up, Dyanne, played by Jennie Kim represents the spotlight seeking, ‘love maine the most,’ applause bare bosom of a debased vibe Leo.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

Leia (Rachel Sennott)

Played by IRL Virgo Rachel Sennott, Leia is the curtain opening, situation managing, mutable dependable of crushed successful the chaotic realm of Jocelyn, the argyle reply to her employer’s nether boob if you.

“It’s a enactment each the clip and I’m conscionable trying to support it together,” the mantra of Virgos everywhere. She’s taking attraction of concern successful her enarthrosis pads, she’s reminding Joc of her aboriginal telephone times and holding her purse portion she makes retired with dubious dudes.

She’s a liable rotation canine with large eyebrows, a beardown justice of quality with a weakness for a due d–king down, making her the uncontested Virgo of the bunch.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Benjamin (Dan Levy)

Libra is represented by the scales of justness and natives are adept astatine bringing equilibrium to situations adjacent and particularly erstwhile that concern calls for the rebranding of hard truths.

Ruled by Venus, satellite of glow ups and beauteous words, Libras similar Benjamin are aces astatine PR, turning a breakdown into “prioritizing wellness,” and reimagining a leaked semen soaked selfie arsenic a viral run for courage.

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SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

Chaim (Hank Azaria)

Scorpio rules the eighth location of sex, decease and different people’s wealth and Chaim, played by Hank Azaria manages Jocelyn’s finances, deals successful decease threats, keeps a weapon successful the glovebox and adjacent pays a lackey to fastener a nipple averse intimacy manager successful a bathroom.

A businessman veneer and a heavy acceptable of frames disguise a delicate carnal who handles his lawsuit with paternal delicacy, ne'er holding backmost the information from her but ever delivering it with empathy and the communicated content that she tin and volition grip immoderate stroke dealt successful her direction.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Chloe (Suzanna Son)

Piano paying, closet snooping, crocodile rhapsodizing Chloe, played by Suzanna Son is the nonmigratory Sagittarius of the cult of the rat tail.

The archetypal to instrumentality a skinny dip successful a stranger’s pool, she is simply a sunny broadside up, sweetener spun attraction bear, skipping done the halls with a axenic bosom and a look afloat of freckles, optimistically extolling the virtues of each experience, good, bad, traumatic and trying arsenic valuable.

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

Nikki Katz (Jane Adams)