It’s official. After months of making an attempt to delay her 11-year Jail sentence and the New York Occasions serving to her rehabilitate her picture,  Theranos fraudster Elizabeth Holmes has lastly reported to the clink. According to the Associated Press, 39-year-old Elizabeth (sorry, Liz) entered a federal girls’s jail camp in Bryan, Texas earlier immediately. And, small world alert, it’s the identical minimal safety facility the place the feds despatched Housewives telemarketing scammer Jen Shah. Man, I hope these two grow to be grifter-besties and star in their very own jail actuality present referred to as Home Of Fraud with Holmes & Shah.

The jail is about 95 miles northwest of Houston, the place Elizabeth grew up. She is going to go away behind the 2 youngsters she had together with her husband Billy Evans: William, who was born July 2021 (a number of weeks earlier than the beginning of her trial), and 3-month-old daughter Invicta, who was conceived after she was convicted of 4 felony counts of fraud and conspiracy in January 2022. Up till immediately, Elizabeth has been free on bail, and her entire factor these previous few months has been, “However I’m a mom! You may’t presumably ship a mom to jail!” Um, sure you may, Liz, they actually do it on a regular basis. Possibly this wasn’t the perfect time to welcome youngsters into the world.

The paps caught Elizabeth arriving at jail immediately. They declare she’s smiling, however I can’t actually inform:

Elizabeth’s ex/companion in grift, Sunny Balwani, was convicted on 12 felony counts of fraud and conspiracy, and he’s presently serving a virtually 13-year jail sentence in Southern California. Sunny’s jail can be minimal safety. AP says that the majority federal jail camps don’t even have fences, and home individuals whom the Bureau of Jail considers to be “the bottom safety threat.” If Elizabeth needs, she will be able to earn between 12 cents and $1.15 an hour on a job task, which incorporates meals service and manufacturing facility employment. Positively a step down from being CEO of Theranos, an organization that was price round $9 billion at its peak.

Actual Housewives of Salt Lake Metropolis’s Jen Shah has already seen her six-and-a-half-year jail sentence get diminished by a 12 months. Will Elizabeth’s sentence additionally get shortened? With good habits, perhaps. All she has to do is not fake to check her fellow inmates’ blood for a bunch of illnesses. That will sound straightforward for you and me, however for Elizabeth Holmes, it’s like asking her to not breathe!

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HBO’s Succession is formally over, and as a lot as I loved the present, I gained’t miss the weekly assault on my poor, frayed nerves. For all 89 minutes of the sequence finale, I absolutely anticipated Kendall to die (drowning, homicide, hurling himself off the highest of an workplace constructing, and many others.). And, as a result of Jeremy Robust takes performing so critically, I used to be additionally fearful about his security. While you die in Methodology Appearing, you die in actual life! Deadline experiences that, within the official post-finale podcast, 44-year-old Jeremy mentioned his technique performing methods, together with whether or not or not he really drank that gross smoothie (duh, in fact, he did). Clearly, SPOILERS abound on this publish…

Within the podcast, Jeremy chatted concerning the finale with host Kara Swisher and co-star Alexander Skarsgård. He says the ultimate scene he filmed was the sibling kitchen scene in Barbados. That’s the place Shiv (new mother Sarah Snook) and Roman (Kieran Culkin) concoct a disgusting drink for Kendall, aka “a meal match for a King” after they comply with assist him changing into CEO. Shiv makes use of a blender to combine milk, bread crusts, uncooked eggs, Tabasco sauce, and pickle juice after which tops the smoothie off together with her personal spit. Kendall takes a gulp of the combination earlier than Roman pours all the drink on his brother’s head. Right here’s what Jeremy stated. by way of Deadline:

“We did it only some instances after which I went exterior and retched and jumped within the ocean, and washed it off my hair,” Robust says within the podcast. “Yeah, I did drink it, yeah.”

“I wouldn’t understand how to not drink it,” says the ever-committed Robust. “He desires it that badly, that he’s going to drink no matter that’s. Nevertheless it was disgusting.”

Ingesting your co-star’s spit in all probability isn’t COVID-regulation pleasant. The place’s Tom Cruise whenever you want him?! Jeremy additionally talked about his character’s closing scene. In the long run, Kendall loses his dad’s firm to Matsson and Tom (Matthew Macfadyen). He’s final seen sitting on a bench in Battery Park, staring out into the New York Harbour, in all probability wishing he was useless. On the podcast, Jeremy reveals that he used certainly one of his takes to really climb onto the barrier separating land from ocean, and Scott Nicholson, the actor who performed his bodyguard, needed to cease him:

“I checked out these waves and it was so windy that day and so chilly and there was some piece of metallic clanging and it was this horrible sound and I type of couldn’t bear it. I stood up and walked slowly to the barrier that was arrange there and climbed over it,” Robust says. “I didn’t actually know what I deliberate to do, and the actor taking part in Colin noticed me and ran and stopped me from doing it.”

“I’m certain Jesse’s selection is healthier,” he says, “and in a method I feel you see the intentionality within the character.”

Wait, did the man who performed Colin straight-up save Jeremy’s life? And would our enjoyment of the ultimate season have been affected if Jeremy really drowned? Hmmm. One thing to chew on. Right here’s the podcast:

Pricey Jeremy Robust’s agent: for his subsequent function, please discover this poor bastard a personality who goes to remedy each single day.

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Like Chaka Khan and Fergie earlier than her, this week Jewel determined to take some creative liberties whereas performing The Star-Spangled Banner at a nationally televised sporting occasion. And like Chaka Khan and Fergie earlier than her, Jewel’s efficiency on the Indianapolis 500 this previous Sunday prompted a stir; with some individuals loathing her sluggish, acoustic countrified model, whereas others lauded her for placing her personal spin on it.

Jewel took to the observe after clearly raiding a closet stuffed with Talbot’s clearance denim units, Ginger Spice’s outdated platforms, and Bret Michaels‘ hat rejects. As soon as she started singing, race spectators appeared to have combined reactions because the digicam panned the gang. by way of Entertainment Weekly:

The Masked Singer winner opted to place a rustic spin on the patriotic music, setting her personal tempo on the guitar. In a video of the efficiency posted to the NBC IndyCar Collection Twitter account, some crowd members seemed shocked and confused whereas others appeared to take pleasure in her rendition.

The net response has been equally combined. Some discovered Jewel’s model of “The Star-Spangled Banner” to be disrespectful, whereas others praised the four-time Grammy nominee for attempting one thing new.

Right here’s her efficiency. I counsel squeezing your butt cheeks collectively to take a few of the warmth off of your ears for when she shrieks “ramparts” and “courageous:”

.@jeweljk sings the Nationwide Anthem on the best spectacle in racing. 🇺🇸 #Indy500

📺: NBC and @peacock pic.twitter.com/rpjuG1o2dk

— INDYCAR on NBC (@IndyCaronNBC) May 28, 2023

The web was divided. Gross Glenn Beck’s flag (boner) was at full mast over it to the purpose the place he couldn’t converse, which is nice for humanity:

Some are saying @jeweljk’s rendition of the Nationwide Anthem on the Indy 500 was controversial however I heard it stay within the stands and LOVED IT. I used to be so choked up it was laborious for me to even converse.

Indiana, Jewel: THANK YOU.

— Glenn Beck (@glennbeck) May 30, 2023

Others appreciated her sluggish and inventive supply:

I do not care what anybody says, This was a PERFECT approach for Jewel to sing our Nationwide Anthem, With RESPECT! Not simply blasting by it carelessly, however truly giving time for REAL REFLECTION on WHY WE HAVE THE FREEDOMS we do. THANK YOU to THOSE WHO GAVE THEIR ALL To their name

— SynergyBee (@SynergyBeeMe) May 28, 2023

Whereas some weren’t into it, like nation singer Neal McCoy who discovered it disrespectful and never the best way “God” wrote it:

I like Jewel however when doing one thing as Conventional and Patriotic as our Nationwide Anthem, I simply quickly hear it the best way God Wrote it,,,, Straight
So people can sing alongside!!!
Amen!!!

— Neal McCoy (@NealMcCoy) May 28, 2023

#Indy500 If you happen to thought Jewel did an excellent job on the Nationwide Anthem then you’ve got some severe psychological sickness points. Completely Horrible.

— Flybynight (@jacksaint197) May 28, 2023

We must always all simply be impressed that she didn’t one way or the other work “Alaska” or “I used to stay in my automotive” into the lyrics because it looks like she mentions one or each of these issues each time she speaks. However no matter your stance on Jewel’s efficiency is; most can most likely agree we’ll by no means have it pretty much as good as this nip-tinglingly pretty rendition once more:

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Benedict Cumberbatch has been having fun with life (and paychecks) as a magical superhero inside the MCU for a few years. Nevertheless, he’s only a man and has no actual superpowers except you take into account putting in actually good house safety as a superpower. As a result of lately, Benedict’s household got here below assault by a knife-wielding chef who tried to enter his house for some unknown motive. And earlier than you ask, no, it was not Gordon Ramsay, regardless that this feels like one thing he would do to let off steam after one other failed try at risotto.

In response to The Daily Beast, Benedict and his spouse Sophie Hunter, have been at house with their three younger sons (ages 3 to eight) when unexpectedly crazed chef Jack Bissell descended upon their house with a fish knife. However he wasn’t there to filet a salmon for dinner. He was there to do bodily hurt to Benny and his kin. However the motive for his undesirable go to nonetheless stays a thriller.

Cumberbatch, his spouse, Sophie Hunter, and their three younger youngsters have been all house when chef Jack Bissell started his assault, The Occasions reviews. As soon as on the premises of their London house, the chef spat on the house’s intercom earlier than dislodging it with a fish knife. The date of the assault has not been made public.

“I do know you’ve moved right here,” Bissell, beforehand a chef on the five-star Beaumont Resort in London’s Mayfair, reportedly yelled. “I hope it burns down.” Though the chef fled the scene, DNA proof from the intercom allowed police to make the arrest, The Occasions reviews.

I do not know what prompted Jack to go on this ill-fated mission, however prior to creating it to Benedict’s home Jack made a fast cease to buy some pita bread, and whereas there, he divulged his dastardly plan to the shopkeeper.

Prosecutors within the Wooden Inexperienced Crown Court docket case mentioned that earlier than the incident occurred, Bissell additionally stopped to purchase two packs of pita bread, TheOccasions reviews. At that time, the paper recounts, Bissell advised the shopkeeper that he deliberate to burn down the film star’s residence.

“Naturally the entire household have been completely terrified and thought this man was going to get in and harm them,” a supply advised the Day by day Mail of the assault. “Fortunately it by no means went that far. Benedict and Sophie have had many sleepless nights since worrying that they could be focused once more.”

Finally, Jack pleaded responsible to legal injury and acquired a restraining order and a effective of $310. And I believe this swift justice will be attributed to Benedeict’s trustworthy fan base, The Cumberbitches. As a result of you may’t inform me they didn’t invoke a Code Ten emergency as soon as, they realized their chief’s life was in peril. And the shopkeeper might be the president of the Cumberbitch fan membership, so Jack’s plan was destined to fail from the very starting.

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