on my holidays I want to be carefree

so carelessly like an Italian song I went around the island this summer until at some point I Realized that some nefarious creature was taking pictures of my dress that had been lifted up

Of course I wasn't wearing underwear underneath and he noticed and was drooling

When I realized him I shouted at him like hysterics

"what do you think you're doing there?"

I also told him

"you should be ashamed bum, they don't treat a Lady like that"

and the insolent peeper answered me

"Osta, but you're not a lady, no lady walks around with her ass showing"

The passers-by started laughing in support of him

I was just embarrassed and after fixing my skirt I got up and left