SAN JUAN, Puerto RICO– After stupidly dancing and clapping along to a group of angry Puerto Rican Protesters who were singing a song in Spanish in protest of her pandering visit, Vice President Kamala Harris defended her mistake by saying that she didn’t know what the Spanish-speaking people were saying because she doesn’t understand French.

VP Harris took to Twitter X to clear up any confusion about her mental acuity and also accusations from people that she is a complete moron, saying if she had more time before visiting Puerto Rico she would have learned a few French words and phrases.

“It’s a simple mistake that I’m sure everyone has made,” wrote Harris on Twitter X in reference to the language barrier. “And I don’t appreciate all the comments that I’m stupid or that I make President Biden look like a genius. Trust me, I graduated at the top of my class, and also at the bottom, in the middle, on the ground, and everywhere in between.”

Harris touted her success at being the first non-black black woman ever to achieve one of the highest offices in the country, even higher than the time she spent under the tutelage of her mentor Willie Brown.

At publishing time, Harris assured everyone that she won’t make the same mistake again and is already studying Spanish for her next planned trip to France.