Looking for a good laugh? Check out these 50 hilarious Cat puns that are guaranteed to brighten your day!
From puns and plays on words to silly scenarios, these puns will have you rolling with laughter.
Whether you're a cat lover or simply appreciate a good joke, these feline-themed jokes are purr-fect for any occasion.
So sit back, relax, and get ready to chuckle at these funny and entertaining cat jokes and puns.
Don't be surprised if you find yourself sharing them with your friends and family – they're too good not to pass along!
50 Funny cat puns 😺
1. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
2. What do you call a cat that throws a tantrum?
A hissy fit!
3. What do you get if you cross a cat and a snowman?
Frostbite!
4. What do you call a cat that likes to swim?
A purr-maid!
5. How does a cat ask for a snack?
Can I have a meow-tball?
6. Why don't cats play poker in the wild?
Too many cheetahs!
7. What do you call a cat that can sing?
A furr-strodamus!
8. How does a cat count?
On its paws!
9. What do you get if you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
10. What do you call a cat that can read?
A smarty-paws!
11. Why don't cats make good chefs?
Because they always take too many whiskers!
12. What do you call a cat with eight legs that can swim?
An octopuss!
13. What's a cat's favorite TV show?
The Cat-chelor!
14. Why don't cats play cards in the wild?
There are too many cheetahs!
15. What do you call a cat that can drive?
A feline chauffeur!
16. Why don't cats play poker?
Too many cheetahs!
17. How do cats send secret messages?
By using whisk-er codes!
18. Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
Because it wanted to be a first-aid mew-sician!
19. What do you call a cat that gets thrown out of a car window?
A kitty litter!
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20. How do two cats meet?
They "purr-sue" each other!
21. What do you call a cat that likes to go bowling?
An alley cat!
22. How do cats like to set the mood?
With a paw-sitive vibration!
23. What do you call a cat that can do magic?
A spell-binding feline!
24. What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping meow!
25. How do cats celebrate when they win a race?
They take a victory lap!
26. What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A bird-flu feline!
27. How does a cat make its feelings known?
By giving "pawsitive" feedback!
28. What do you call a generous cat?
Santa Claws!
29. Why did the cat eat the whole pizza?
Because it didn't want to share the toppings!
30. What do you call a cat that can play the piano?
Fur-elis!
31. What kind of sports car do cats drive?
Fur-rarri!
32. Why did the cat bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
33. How does a cat ask a question?
Whisk-ers!
34. What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
Mice cream!
35. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
Because it wanted to catch the mouse!
36. What's a cat's favorite T.V. show?
"Paws" of Interest!
37. What do you get if you cross a cat and a parrot?
A carrot!
38. What do you call a cat that can skate?
A cool cat!
39. What's a cat's favorite dessert?
Mice pudding!
40. How does a cat keep its fur looking good?
With pawsome-tiques!
41. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
42. What do you call a cat that can perform tricks?
A magic kit-ty!
43. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
44. How does a cat ask for a snack?
Can I have a meow-tball?
45. What's a cat's favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!
46. Why did the cat wear a bandage?
Because it had a paw-scratch!
47. What do you get if you cross a cat and a fish?
A purr-cupine!
48. How does a cat taste its food?
With its taste-rs!
49. Why don't cats use smartphones?
Because they already have paw pads!
50. What do you call a cat who can strike a pose?
A catwalk model!
