Get ready to chuckle with this collection of 30 hilarious nurse jokes! From clever wordplay to funny medical scenarios, these jokes are sure to brighten your day.
Whether you're a Nurse yourself or simply appreciate the humor in healthcare, these jokes will tickle your funny bone.
Discover puns about drawing blood, bedside manners, medical mishaps, and more. From nurses with a knack for comedy to witty situations in the hospital, these jokes offer a lighthearted perspective on the nursing profession.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy a dose of laughter with these nurse jokes that will surely put a smile on your face. Whether you're looking for a quick giggle or need a pick-me-up, these jokes are just what the doctor ordered!
Funny Nurse jokes that make you laugh
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1. Why did the Nurse Bring a red pen to work?
In case she needed to draw blood!
2. How do you know if a nurse is having a bad day?
The patient's pulse is stronger than their coffee!
3. What do you call a nurse with a bad bedside manner?
A shot in the dark!
4. Why did the nurse always carry a red crayon?
To draw blood!
5. How did the nurse fix the broken arm?
With a cast on the wrist!
6. Why did the nurse bring a ladder to work?
To reach the high notes during CPR!
7. What did the nurse say when the patient asked for a Band-Aid?
"Sorry, we're all out. You'll have to stick it out!"
8. Why did the nurse go to art school?
To learn how to draw blood!
9. How do nurses communicate with each other during surgery?
They use steth-o-scope!
10. What do you call a nurse with a great sense of humor?
A defibrill-later!
11. Why was the math book sad at the hospital?
It had too many problems!
12. What do you call a nurse who works at the morgue?
A coronurse!
13. Why did the nurse always carry a watch and a pen?
To keep track of the patients' "tic-tacs"!
15. What did one nurse say to the other nurse during a busy shift?
"We're all in the same boat, but it feels like we're sinking!"
16. Why did the nurse bring a red and blue pen to work?
To write the blueprints for their patients' veins!
17. What's a nurse's favorite type of footwear?
Running shoes, for those emergency dashes!
18. Why did the nurse bring a ladder to the pharmacy?
Because the cough syrup said "Take one tablespoon per foot"!
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19. How do nurses handle stress?
They de-fibber-laugh!
20. Why did the nurse wear a tiara to work?
Because she was "IV royalty"!
21. What do you call a nurse with a bubbly personality?
A fizzy-cian!
22. Why did the nurse become a gardener?
Because she wanted to help patients "bloom" back to health!
23. What do you call a nurse who can't find a vein?
A "hemogoblin"!
24. Why did the nurse bring a ladder to the ER?
To measure the patients' height "upstairs"!
25. What's a nurse's favorite kind of music?
"Hip-OP"!
26. Why did the nurse bring a notebook to work?
To "chart" her patients' laughter!
27. What do you call a nurse who loves to dance?
A "heart-rhyth-mover"!
28. Why did the nurse go to space?
To give the aliens a "shot" at life!
29. What did the nurse say when a patient asked for a painkiller?
"Sure, I'll give you a dose of laughter!"
30. How do nurses navigate the hospital?
They use their "steth-o-maps"!
31. Why did the nurse always have a pencil behind her ear?
To jot down any "sharp" observations!
Enjoy the laughter and keep smiling with these nurse jokes!
