Funny New Year wishes and quotes for friends and family who enjoy taking a more light-hearted approach to New Year’s Eve… and to setting New Year resolutions! The new year is the time when the family gathers together and connects over the previous year’s memories and hopes for the new year. Nothing is better than some new year blessings, and motivational wishes. We have for you new year quotes, new year messages, new year wishes, and much more to share with your loved ones.
Funny New Year Wishes to send your friends in 2022
Happy new year! Don’t forget to make a new year’s resolution you won’t keep.
New year’s eve, where auld acquaintance be forgotten. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
~ Jay Leno
Live it up on New Year’s Eve – you’ve got the whole year to live it down!
Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, let me wish you a Happy New Year!
May all of your troubles last as long as my New Years’ resolutions! Happy New Year!
Happy New Year! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry – for tomorrow we diet!
Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy. But enough about me here’s to you – Happy New Year!
Happy New Year! Here’s to living on the edge a little more in 2022. As Hunter S. Thompson said: Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!”
Remember when we were younger and just wanted to stay up on New Year’s Eve? Now, all we want to do is sleep!
Happy New Year! I don’t know about you, but my New Year’s resolution is to stop feeling guilty about not keeping last year’s resolution.
My New Year’s resolution was going to be to quit all my bad habits, but then it occurred to me – no one likes a quitter. Happy New Year!
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Happy New Year! I can’t believe another year has passed so quickly. In the words of Michael Altshuler, “The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot!”
May the New Year bring you the courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue so that I triumph even when I fall!
~ Aleister Crowley
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.
~ Dave Beard
A new year. A fresh, clean start! It’s like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities!
~ Bill Watterson
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
~ Bill Vaughan
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
~ Bill Vaughn
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