Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
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Molvi ka Dost entiqaal ker gia
Molvi sahab uss ki Bevi ke paas
afsoos ke liay gaey….
Molvi ne kaha: Marhoom ki ziyaada
istemaal ki hoi koi cheez
nishani ke taur per lena chahta hoon.
Bevi Sharma ker boli:
Molvi Sahab! “Abhi iddat to poori honey dein”
Aik Molvi ki Bevi faot ho gai
Molvi bola: sub ki fa-otgi ke elaan main kerta hoon
Ab meri Bevi ki wafaat ka elaan kon karey ga?
Molvi ke parrosi Khusrey ne kaha:
Elaan main ker deta hon,ye kon si barri baat hai...
Khusrey ne laud speaker pe taali baja ker kaha:
Hazraat! Hai jamalo paoo luddi, Te Molvi de mar gai Buddi (wife),
Uss da ghum ajey taaza aey, Shaam chaar bajay Janaza aey,
Jaldi jaldi sarey aao, Taali maaro sawab kamaao,
Pehli wali Molvi de gharoon Roti wee khaao!!
Aik un-parh MPA ko Wazeer-e-Sihat
(Health Minister) bana dia gia
Wazeer bantey hi uss ne media ke saath
Sarkari Hospital per chhapa mara
Ward mein 2 Mareezon ko oxygen lagi hoi thi
Jab-keh teesray ko nahi lagi thi
Wazeer-e-Sihat ne Doctor se pocha:
2 Mareezon ko CNG lagi hoi hai, Teesray ko kiyon nahi lagai?
Doctor ne sar se le ker paoon tak wazeer ko dekha aur
pher drip ki taraf ishara kartey hoey bola:
pher drip ki taraf ishara kartey hoey bola:
"Sir ye mareez petrol per chal raha hai"
Dulhan ko sar jhuka-ey baithey dekh ker
Dulhan ko sar jhuka-ey baithey dekh ker
aik aurat boli:
Bahoo kitni sharmeeli aur tahzeeb wali hai
Jab se baithi hai sar neechay kiey hoey hai
Aik baar bhi nazar utha ker nahi dekha
Peechhey se awaaz aai....
Aunti! “Dulhan WhatsApp pe online hai”
Papu: Meri Bevi bahot fazool kharchi kerti hai
Jab se shadi hoi hai,
roz hazaar do hazaar mangti hai
Dost: Wo itney paisoon ka kia kerti hai?
Papu: Mujhy kia pata,
main ne kabhi diey hi nahi
Aik Murgha deewar per baitha
apney maalik ko dekh raha tha
Maalik bahot beemar tha
Maalik ki Bevi uss ke paas aai aur boli:
Aap ko bahot tez bukhar hai
Main aap ke liey chicken soop banati hon
Aur ye keh ker uss ne
Murghey ki taraf dekha
Murgha ghabra ker bola:
Ek wari "Panadol de ke waikh lo”
Aik Sardar ko America min
Police ne rok lia aur uss ki tafteesh sharoo ker di
Sardar gee ko English to aati nahi thi
to ‘Leave Application’ suna di.
Police waley ne pagal samajh ker chorr dia
Sardar ki Bevi: Sardar gee! Tussi great ho...
Sardar gee josh min: Aey te kuj nahi...Shahzadi aey...!!!
Haley te main ‘Thirsty Crow’ nahi sunai
Aik Sheikh ko current laga.
Bevi ne poocha: Aap theek to hain na?
Sheikh bola: Goli maar mainoo,
bahir weikh unit kinney diggey ne!!
Aadmi: Baba gee! Jab main koi kaam kerta hoon
meri Bevi aagey aa jati hai, koi hal bataein...
Baba gee: Beta! Truck chala ker dekho...
Allah khair karey ga!!!
Aik Gadhey (donkey) aur Ghorrey (horse) min bahis ho gai. Gadha bazid tha ke Kawwa (crow) sufaid (white) hota hai. Ghorra sar pitikh raha tha ke kawwa kala hota hai. Bahis barhtey barhtey larrai jhagrey min badel gai. Dono apna jhagra le ker badshah salamat Sher (Lion) ke pass ponchey. Sher ne donon ki baat suni aur faisla dia keh ghorrey ke sar min 10 jootey marey jaein aur ussy jail min daal dia jaey. Ghorra sher ka faisla sun ker bahot sutputaya aur rotey hoey bola:
Aa-leeja! Ye to zulm hai, haq per bhi main hoon aur saza bhi mujhey di ja rahi hai.
Sher bola: Tujhey saza iss liey nahi di ja rahi ke tu haq pe nahi, balkeh iss liey di ja rahi hai ke tujhey pata tha ke wo gadda hai, pher tu ne uss ke saath bahis kiyoon ki?
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