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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo momma's so poor, she has to hang toilet paper out to dry.
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Yo momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit match in her house, she yelled: "Who turned off the furnace"!
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Yo momma's so poor, she can't get rid of the roaches in her house because they pay half the rent!
Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.
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Yo momma's like a pie, everybody gets a piece.
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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy!
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Your momma's so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!
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Your momma's like the village bicycle, everybody gets a ride.
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Yo momma's got a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody's Cumming.
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Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
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Yo mama so skinny her pajamas only have one stripe.
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Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway!
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Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.
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Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Egypt claimed her for the new world!
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Yo momma's so ugly when you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her!
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Yo momma is so short, she does backflip under the bed!
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Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she'll blow
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Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.
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Yo, Momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body.
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Your momma's armpits so stinky that she put on Right Guard and it went left.
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Yo momma's like a Chewing Gum machine - 4 pence per blow.
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Your mom got more crack than Harlem.
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Yo Mommas so dirty, she turned the local swimming baths into the Dead Sea.
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Yo momma's so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.
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Your momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
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Your momma's like a hardware store, 3 cents a screw.
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Your momma's house is so small, when you buy a large pizza you have to go outside and eat it
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Your momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!
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Yo momma's got more mileage than a New York City taxi.
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Yo momma's face is so pimply that her tears need a 5x5 to get down her face.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetize a bag of M&M's.
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Your mama so ugly she makes cry.
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Yo momma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.
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Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90310 was on the scale!
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Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit!!
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Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more.
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Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving.
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Yo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow.
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Your mother is like a doorknob....everyone gets a turn!
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Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.
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Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
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Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
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Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund.
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Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.
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Yo momma's hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light comes on.
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Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed.
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Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Yo momma is so fat her blood type is the rocky road.
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Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.
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Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
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Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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Your mom's so fat when she dances the band skips.
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Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
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Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
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Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
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Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
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Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
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Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
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Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!
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Your mom's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"
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Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets.
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Your mom's so fat, her belt size is the equator.
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Your mom's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.
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Your mom's so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
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