You can find here the latest collection of Funniest Dirty Jokes in the world for adults in English, question and answer jokes, extracted from the stunning collection of the author ‘Harris Billigon’. Its attribute goes to the original author. Obviously, funny jokes for girls or Women is one of the most popular categories of Funniest Dirty Jokes for adults because everyone loves funny women jokes. The funny jokes presented here are only for the entertainment of our readers. So read and enjoy these hilarious jokes that will make you cry or laugh.
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Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
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👭Q: Why are women like clouds?
A: Eventually they go away and it's a good day.
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Q: What is loud and obnoxious?
A: A woman. A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
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Q: Why is life like a penis?
A: Because women make it hard!
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Q: Why do women have periods?
A: Because they deserve them.
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Q: What do you call a woman without an asshole?
A: SINGLE!
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Q: What's the most common sleeping position of a woman?
A: Around.
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Q: What do you call a woman with no clitoris?
A: It doesn't matter, she's not going to come.
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Q: What book do women like the most?
A: This is "Their husband's checkbook!"
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Q: Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
A: She had to buy a dust yourself kit.
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Q: What’s another meaning for women?
A: Finger Puppet.
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Q: What do girls and noodles have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
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Q: What do you call a letter from a feminist?
A: Hate mail.
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Q: What is the definition of eternity?
A: The time that elapses from when you come till she goes.
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Q: How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
A: She fits into your wife's clothes.
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Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?
A: Because men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.
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Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: a knife has a point.
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Q: How much money do you need to satisfy a woman?
A: It is always just a little bit more.
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Q: What have women and condoms got in common?
A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.
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Q: What do you call a woman who will give blowjobs for a pair of Jimmy Choos?
A: Head over Heels.
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Q: How is a woman like an airplane?
A: Both have cockpits.
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Q: What takes up 12 parking spaces?
A: 6 Women drivers.
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Q: Why does Beyoncé say to the left to the left to the left and not to the right to the right to the right?
A: Women don't have rights.
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Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off?
A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
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Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: A $100 bill.
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Q: What do you give a woman with everything?
A: Penicillin.
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Q: What do you call a woman covered in tattoos?
A: Muriel.
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Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Let her do the dishes in the dark.
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Q: What is woman spelled backward?
A: Kitchen. Female Viagra has been around for years......it's called money!
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Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator is easier to defrost.
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Q: What do toys and women's breasts have in common?
A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with.
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Q: What is love?
A: The delusion that one woman differs from another. Monkeys and girls both are same. they fight only for Banana, Boys and rats are the same they search only holes.
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Q: What do you call a girl with Pms and Esp?
A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything.
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Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't mean when you put meat in it.
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Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
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Q: Why did God create lesbians?
A: So feminists couldn't breed.
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Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
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Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: Because they don't have balls.
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Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks?
A: Hopefully your girlfriend.
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Q: What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.
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Q: What do you call a sunburnt girl with a yeast infection?
A: Grilled cheese.
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Q: What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A: Women.
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Q: Why do women talk so much?
A: Because they have two sets of lips.
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Q: What worse than finding out your wife's got cancer?
A: Finding out it's curable.
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Q: What's the difference between your bonus and your dick?
A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your bonus.
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Q: Why is a female like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A: $4.99 a minute.
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, feminists can't change anything.
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Q: What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?
A: Single.
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Q: What do you call a married woman vacuuming?
A: Doing what he's told...
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