For the modern person, always in need of constant stimulation and validation, the good old private diary is no longer enough. Every questionable, chaotic, and unhinged personal thought can be quickly pushed onto the unsuspecting public, regardless of how they feel about it.

So here is a collection of posts from X (formerly tweets from Twitter) that showcase all the funniest personal thoughts people perhaps should have kept to themselves. Get comfortable before you scroll through and be sure to upvote your favorites. And if you are feeling inspired, share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section below. 

#1 Fake Number

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#2 God Has Protected Me

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#3 Heavy Machinery

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#4 Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters

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#5 Why Stop There?

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#6 Some People Change

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#7 The Retirement Age

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#8 "It Just Wont Work" It Actually Does

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#9 This Dad Has One Great Son

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#10 Dead Malls

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#11 Management

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#12 Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?

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#13 It Never Ends

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#14 People Are Morons

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#15 Parenting Boys

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#16 Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?

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#17 But I'll Still Tell Him

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#18 Basics Of Billionaires …

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#19 Literally No One

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#20 Lol ?

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#21 I Wholeheartedly Approve

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#22 There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage

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#23 Things Have Changed

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#24 This Tweet Is So Accurate

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#25 She Is 19. Leo Is 48

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#26 Works Like A Charm

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#27 Beware

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#28 I’d Like To See It

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#29 Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years

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#30 One Of The Evils Of Capitalism Involves Punishing People For Helping Others Or Showing Charity

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#31 Real Money

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#32 Oooooffff

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#33 Burn It All Down….m4a Now

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#34 Ancient Greece Wasn't Gay

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#35 No Narcs

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#36 Let’s Tell The Whole Truth

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#37 Makes Sense

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