There are plenty of Joke categories, but none other gets as much attention as the bad joke category. The stuff that is so bad that it becomes belly achingly hilarious has been known since the dawn of Earth. It has relentlessly followed humanity throughout its stages of development. And while in the prehistoric ages, one might’ve found themselves laughing at ‘ooga booga,’ then as early as the Middle Ages, it was common to laugh at depictions of knights fighting snails. This was probably considered the lamest joke ever, but even after eons have passed, we still find it so bad that it’s funny. And while most of these bad jokes now come in the visual form of memes, the written word still prevails, and we have proof of it - this thorough list of funny bad jokes!

To make it even, we’ve discovered that plenty of sub-categories fall under the umbrella of bad jokes. There, of course, are some lame puns in here and, needless to say, quite a few dad jokes. And with such an array of categories, the topics are practically inexhaustible. So, from fishing matters to teachers and from kids to horses, there indeed is a joke for you, me, and all the rest of the gang. All that’s left to do here is to check out the lame jokes and see which ones you find the greatest. Once the winners are discerned, be sure to vote for them so they can live on forever in the Universe of the Internet. Also, don’t forget to share these silly jokes with those around you; you might make their day so much brighter!

#1

I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

#2

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

#3

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

#4

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.

#5

What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent and Nickelback.

#6

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

#7

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Oops!

#8

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion!

#9

What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!

#10

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.

#11

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

#12

Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.

#13

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

#14

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."

#15

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

#16

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.

#17

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

#18

There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.

#19

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around.

#20

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

#21

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

#22

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

#23

I'm not a big fan of stairs. They're always up to something.

#24

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.

#25

I'm really excited for the next autopsy club. It's open Mike night!

#26

Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, "How do you drive this thing?"

#27

This sweet ride has four wheels and flies. It's a garbage truck.

#28

Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies.

#29

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?"

#30

My dad's answer to everything is alcohol. He doesn't drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles.

#31

A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.

#32

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but its flag is a big plus!

#33

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

#34

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? The guardians of the Galaxy.

#35

What did the drummer call his two twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two.

#36

A cowherd counted 48 cows on his property. But when he rounded them up, he had 50.

#37

What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality.

#38

What do you call a hippie's wife? A Mississippi!

#39

A chicken coup only has two doors. If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

#40

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.