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People Are Sharing 79 Things That Are Completely Legal But Make You Look Like A Lunatic If You Do Them

People can be stranger than fictional characters. I had this classmate who would always try to get everyone's attention with ridiculous stunts like cutting his hair during History or trying to fit his head into the toilet before English. He succeeded. But at the expense of earning himself a lot of crazy nicknames.

Earlier this month, Redditor LordP asked other users:" What's legal but if you do it, you still look like a psychopath?" and their post went viral, getting over 46K upvotes and nearly 20K comments, many of which prove that the boy I told you about isn't the only lunatic. Just because you can doesn't mean you should!

#1

One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog sideways and in the middle, like a sandwich.

It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.

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#2

I was serving a very green, Chinese businessman at the pub and he ordered a burger and after a few seconds of sizing it up, stabbed it in the center with his fork and started eating it like a candy apple. I asked him if he was good, and he shrugged and said "sorry. I haven't figured out how to eat these yet"

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#3

walking around in public with a glass of water from home

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#4

Working out in a suit

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#5

Wearing a wedding gown to someone else's wedding.

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#6

Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door

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#7

Eating a onion whole, like an apple

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#8

When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.

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#9

Hissing at people on the bus so they don’t sit next to you

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#10

Eating unwrapped food from inside your pockets

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#11

stop responding midway thru an irl convo, but maintain eye contact

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#12

Standing silently at night along a forest road.

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#13

blasting "highway to hell" during a funeral

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#14

Using both hands to put on Chapstick

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#15

Flying a kite at night

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#16

Eating food in any bathroom ever

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#17

Digging holes in your backyard at night.

Just doing some night digging.

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#18

Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides

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#19

Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.

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#20

Having carpet in your kitchen or bathroom

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#21

Lifting up your shirt in public and rubbing your tummy

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#22

Eating condiments as a meal by themselves.

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#23

Going to Starbucks and ordering milk with ice.

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#24

Screaming in public at nothing except the existential dread you’re feeling.

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#25

Eating a banana with the skin on

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#26

Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.

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#27

While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them.

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#28

Pulling your pants/underwear all the way down to pee at a men’s urinal

#29

A manager I once had been reading a “how to manage people” book, which ended up with him telling me I was doing a good job, shaking my hand normally, then just standing still for 30 seconds, still holding my hand, in complete silence, staring directly into my eyes. Was supposed to be a reassuring show of dominance or some such s**t, but it was just weird and creepy.

#30

Going out to the gym or something and using a Hershey's syrup bottle as a water bottle

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#31

Speakerphone conversation on the bus.

#32

Putting your shoes on before the pants.

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#33

walking backwards in public

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#34

Eating cereal with water

#35

My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day.

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#36

Brushing your teeth in public

#37

Dressing like a penguin and walking on four legs

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#38

When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's a long distance and they look behind them and see you.

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#39

Framing photos of yourself.

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#40

Sitting on a park bench, opening a jar of mayonnaise, and furiously eating the contents with just your bare hands.

#41

Vacuuming your yard. A great chemical-free way to keep dandelions from spreading.

#42

Carrying around a blowup doll that you claim to be married to.

#43

Casually eating a stick of butter during a business meeting

#44

Locking eyes with the nurse drawing your blood.

#45

Swimming in a pool with slippers on

#46

sending orange juice and coffee to random people in a restaurant at dinner.

#47

Putting a leash around your neck and walking yourself

#48

Sitting next to a stranger on the train, when the rest of the carriage is empty.

#49

Trimming your lawn with scissors.

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#50

Eating in public without using your hands at all.

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#51

Watching strangers eat dinner through restaurant windows at table height.

#52

Having nothing but pictures of yourself on your walls

#53

Unbuckling your belt in public

#54

Watching a video on your phone at full volume in a public place

#55

Not making any attempts to dry your hands after washing them

#56

Using your knife and fork to slice each french fry into small dainty pieces.

#57

Asking an old person to give up their seat on a bus

#58

A friend of mine eats the crust of the pizza first.

Like he eats the complete pizza crust of the whole pizza and then the "rest"

#59

Wearing a wedding gown everywhere. And I mean everywhere.

#60

Walking around barefoot in the winter.

#61

Eating the toppings of the pizza and leaving the bread behind

#62

Getting ready to leave the house by putting on sock-shoe-sock-shoe instead of sock-sock-shoe-shoe.

#63

Doing yard work at night.

#64

taking the escalator facing the opposite way.

#65

Paint yourself orange, dye your hair green, then stand in a hole, and pretend you're a carrot.

#66

Writing an s from the bottom up

#67

Wear Halloween costumes as your everyday wear

#68

Going into a fast food restaurant and using your own Plates and utensils

#69

Walking around in public in a bathrobe.

#70

Farting and deeply inhaling it. In public

#71

bite the kit kat without breaking it in half

#72

Wearing your underwear over your pants.

#73

Instead of holding the door open (especially at a restaurant with dual double doors) you close them right after you enter/exit the building.

#74

Microwaving your ice cream

#75

Lying down in the bath whilst it’s filling up

#76

Offering candies to kids with a van with homemade logos

#77

Buying a rope and a knife at the same time

#78

Eating ketchup with a spoon

#79

Driving barefoot


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