Every time I land in a corner of the internet where no one's arguing, fighting or calling each other names, I savor it. And the subreddit "What's Wrong With Your Dog?" is as pure as they can get.

Like we showed in our first publication on this online community, it's a place where people post pictures of their pets "malfunctioning". I mean, sure, some of them clearly haven't gone through the "Sit" manual and others might need to update their urge control drivers but no error makes these derps anything less than a good boy or a good girl.

Continue scrolling and tell me you're not feeling calmer with each image. I dare you.

#1 This Is How She Sits

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#2 This Feeling

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#3 How My Dogs Prefer To Nap...

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#4 Double Jointed

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#5 Tick Tock Clarice...

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#6 This Is Lor’s Hole He’s Been Working On For Years, Think He’s Finally Got It Perfect

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#7 The Sad Face He Gives Me When He Can't Sit In My Lap While I Drive

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#8 I Don’t Know Why, But He Always Sits Like This

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#9 She Always Goes Like This When I Take Out The Nail Clipper

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#10 The Shelter Said She Was Shy And Wouldn't Want To Be Around Us Much... But This Is What I Wake Up To Every Day

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#11 Scorpion Dog

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#12 This Is The Ridiculous Face Pepper Makes After Getting Peanut Butter

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#13 Came Home From Work And Found Our Labrador Had Grown Another Head On Her Butt

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#14 My Dog Thinks I'm A Chair Sometimes. Oh Well

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#15 I Heard A Noise In The Pantry. This Fool Was In There Eating A Bag Of Raw Flour And Is Now Shocked That His Mouth Is Full Of Dough, And He Looks Like He Just Spent The Night Out On A Cocaine Bender

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#16 He Ate A Spicy Sky Raisin

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#17 Wakes Me At 5am For Her Walk. This Is The Walk

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#18 My Dad’s Childhood Dog, Nasty

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#19 They've Shared A Crate For Years So I Sold My Second Crate Long Ago. They Recently Started Refusing To Share The Crate So I Bought A New Crate Two Days Ago And Here We Are Today

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#20 I Don’t Even Know!

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#21 Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting

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#22 U Can't See Me. Im Grass

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#23 Was Pretty Sure It Was Photoshopped But Then I Remembered My Dad Sent It To Me

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#24 Cheeseburger Thief Caught Red-Handed

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#25 He Normally Curls Up On Top Of The Cat Pedestal (Weird Already). This One, However, Is New

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#26 I Can't Even Make This Stuff Up! Last Friday Maddie Ate A Piece Of My Dad's Birthday Cake. Today She Ate A Good Portion Of Three Habanero Peppers And An Entire Small Mystery Hot Pepper. I Checked With The Vet And Have Been Warned (In Between Fits Of Her Laughter) That Tonight Is Going To Be Bad

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#27 Knowledge Is Power

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#28 Meet Ozzy. He’s… Different

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#29 He's Clearly Unhappy With His New Outfit

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#30 Another One Bites The Fluff

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#31 Fibodoggo

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#32 Warm, Comfy Bed? No. Cold, Steel Ring? Yes

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#33 All The Toys In The World, And He Chooses To Play ‘Keep Away’ With My Mallet Mid Project

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#34 He Usually Gets A Bit Of Chicken Or Pork In His Bowl If We’re Having It. The Salad Did Not Go Down Well…

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#35 Giant Splooter

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#36 Tried Crate Training But She Kicked The Floor Out And Turtled Her Way Around

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#37 She's Clearly Not A Fan Of The New Car Net

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#38 My Little Weirdo Hanging Out With Me While I Write A Paper For School... He Likes To Sit Up And Watch Me Type

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#39 He Heard The Treat Bag Open

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#40 First Day Of Doggy Daycare. Fell Asleep Like This For The Entire Ride Home

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#42 Naptime

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#43 A Random Photographer Took Pictures Of My Dog And This Is How She Ended Up Into The Local Facebook Page

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#44 My Dog’s Attempt At Sitting Like A Human

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#45 So This Is Albert...

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#46 When Ball Is Life

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#47 He Sits All Weird

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#48 I Have Never Seen A Dog Sit/Lay Like This Before

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#49 Boxers Are Goofs... Masters Of The Sploot

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#50 Stand Back Ladies, This Romeo Is All Mine

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#51 A Very Photogenic Couple

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#52 When You Try To Make A Photo Of Your City By Night, But Your Dog Makes It Ten Times Better

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#53 When Mom Ignores You For .2 Seconds

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#54 Get A Border Collie They Said. Smartest Dog Breed They Said

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#55 She Saw Her Friend And All Her Training Went Out The Window

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#56 They Say That Elkhounds Are Majestic And Regal. Björn… Is Not

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#57 Day 1 Of Posting Weird Pictures Of My Dog

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#58 She Has Anxiety Issues

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#59 Went On A Boat Trip, Dog Melted

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#60 This Is Ranger

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#61 Broken Puppy

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#62 My Dogs Lips Lol

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#63 Dog Loves To Stare Into My Basement Office And Scare The Crap Out Of Me When I Look Up

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#64 Yes. That’s How You Sit In A Chair

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#65 It's Currently 108° In Vegas. She Has Plenty Of Cold Water, And A Door To The AC, But She Does This Every Day

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#66 This Is How She Sits When She's Guarding The House From Thieves And Murderers

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#67 This Little Lady Wasn't Even Ours.. She Jumped Into Our Boat From Another. She Got Trevor To Rub Her Belly And Me To Give Up My Captain's Hat In Under A Minute. Who Doesn't Love Dogs?!?

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#68 Aww Yissssss

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#69 “They’re Gonna Know What We’ve Been Smoking.” “Naw, Just Smile And Be Cool”

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#70 I Was Left Two Dogs In A Will, Apparently This Is Normal

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#71 No Clue Why She Felt The Need To Do This, But It's Cute. No Complaints

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#72 My Friend Opened His Bathroom Door To This...

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#73 My Dog Likes To Get Really Really Close To You… But Not Touch You

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#74 My Olive, Sleeping And Eating In The Sun At The Same Time

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#75 I Got Up To Go To The Bathroom This Morning And Got Back To Find This On My Side Of The Bed

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#76 Cat Door For The Office. Someone Is Upset…

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