The first thing you need to have before you are inducted into Linda Ikeji’s commenters hall of fame is an email address, copied into your clipboard as soon the blog’s homepage is loading because you never know which post Linda might decide to end with:

“My dear LIBers, I am giving away a Birkin bag to the 1st, 38th, 118th, 214th and 336th commenter. Drop your email address. Good luck guys!”

And because Linda has so much money to give, her commenters bear the most disturbing names to get her to notice and favour them.

There is the Linda take note, whose persistence paid off last December.
There is Linda best friend, who is obviously a dreamer.
There is Linda Future Husband, who needs a hard knock on the head.
There is Linda House Girl, whose career ambition is to sweep our Banana Island mansion.
Linda’s daughter who is probably 42 years old.
LIB Addict whose name should be LIB giveaway addict.
Linda pikin.
Linda Ikeji’s first cousin.
I could go on and on.
And then the ones using aliases like Davido’s driver, Don Jazzy’s driver, Wizkid’s friend and Linda Ikeji’s driver.
And finally, the ones that would go under anonymous to curse and then use their regular handles to type altar call messages in the comment box. I’m referring to the self acclaimed bishops, pastors and priesthoods.

These kidults hardly ever have any thing meaningful to contribute to a conversation. It is either they are dropping their email addresses where it is never needed, abusing one another or creating multiple line breaks in their comment to add an irrelevant signature.

How else do you explain this comment  from one user in this post