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A blog about vintage clothes, retro fashion, gossip, + snark by reality tv star Dallas Monroe Harrison.
Jeanne Du Barry Review
2023-09-19 03:00
ive seen damn near every english language movie/tv show about the french kings & i still mix up the mistresses/kings so this might be confusing(for me and you,lol).the problem is too man… Read More
A Star Is Born
2023-09-13 02:54
 feeling a bit nostalgic since so many exs have crawled out of the woodworks lately.i dont know if ive told this story before,but since this is my blog,i can do what i want. this is the… Read More
2022-10-22 02:00
 Phantom of the Mall : Eric's Revenge is one of the worst movie titles i've seen in a took me way too long to figure out this isnt a sequel. i'm mad morgan fairchild looks youn… Read More
Interview With The Vampire 2022
2022-10-15 05:49
 you already know how i feel about unsexy, unattractive i wasnt going to watch Interview with the Vampire because the original is so good & i doubt they will… Read More
2022-10-08 02:00
i HATE horror movies but i'm in the mood for some halloween-esque entertainment. tonight i will be watching Chopping Mall for the 1st time. its so fun seeing the beverly center in… Read More
Dark Shadows 1966 Vs 1991 Vs 2004 Vs 2012
2022-10-02 02:00
1966  i tried to watch dark shadows years ago but it was so boring & the sets were so cheap that i couldnt,i turned off the 1st episode after a couple of minutes. due to dummies not… Read More
2022-09-28 02:00
 i always preferred the addams family over the munsters so i actually wasnt going to watch this but i am pretty sick today & have plenty of time to waste. the eddie izzard muns… Read More
Ugliness Is Unamerican/god Save The King
2022-09-15 02:00
 i'm watching this terrible movie called skidoo & one of the characters says "ugliness is unamerican" & it just blew my mind. in america, looks are everything. who cares if you… Read More
2022-02-03 03:30
i wasnt going to review house of gucci but i keep laughing & i know this isnt a comedy. i am not even going to comment on her terrible accent & the fact that lady gagas face is so f… Read More
2022-01-03 05:01
 so i see the 2nd installment "A Very British Scandal" has come out. i am sick & my doctor said i cannot go out tonight so i will be reviewing this show (YOU ARE WELCOME!, lol). i w… Read More
2021-12-27 04:32
1947  tyrone power is so fine. there is no way bradley cooper can be sexy like this. tyrone has these women in a tizzy!  Nightmare Alley is boring & dumb & i dont unde… Read More
2021-12-19 20:10
 a clip popped up of me on instagram & i decided to watch it.first thought: what am i wearing?second thought: what am i doing?third thought: why didnt i brush my hair?fourth thought… Read More
2021-09-19 03:28
i cant stand zendaya or teem-o-TAY so idk about watching this. technically dune 1984 is a bad movie but i still love it. its big boots to fill for such a small twink like timmay. its not be… Read More
The Eyes Of Tammy Faye 2021
2021-09-18 07:32
i love jessica but i hate religion so The Eyes of Tammy Faye might be painful. the fake jaw issa distracting mess & jessica chastain is the only one with an accent. i think the majority… Read More
Asos Marketplace Is Run By Morons
2021-09-15 22:57
 so i had a store in the asos marketplace YEARS ago.i ended up not posting any products & years later when i logged in, my store was gone, & they asked for me to apply again.okf… Read More
2021-08-14 07:00
udo kier & jennifer coolidge are so underrated. i have to keep stopping swan song because i dont want it to end. i'm mad he's just as ratchet as i hope i am when i get old. i would pay… Read More
I Used To Be On Reality Television
2021-07-05 19:54
i used to be on reality tv & its just so weird when i think about it. i never tell people & i never talk about it. when i came to hollywood, i wanted to be a SERIOUS actress ala mari… Read More
2021-05-30 05:17
so i didnt rewatch the original 101 dalmations. from what i remember as a child,i hated it & thought it was boring/stupid & cruella was the best thing in it(same goes for the remake… Read More
2021-05-15 16:56
“If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it.” Zora Neale Hurstona "well meaning" white woman told me i should stop talking about racism toda… Read More
2021-04-29 02:06
 "the handmaid's tale" is just white women cosplaying what my ancestors went through. that's the post Read More
2021-04-17 05:00
 i loves me some elvis & (young) jonathan rhys meyers but idk about this. instead of casting someone who sounds like elvis, they just play his original recordings & its weird as… Read More
2021-04-01 02:00
 ive seen damn near every english language dracula film/tv show & 700 years later, coppolas continues to be the best.i dont have high hopes for dracula 2000 because g… Read More
2021-03-05 18:30
i think people forget that coming 2 america is supposed to be a fairytale. all of this is just fantasy, there is no zamunda, its just a silly comedy. i'm slightly scared to watch this(a… Read More
Bromans Part Deux
2021-02-20 03:00
so i never actually finished watching bromans. there was a part that was so cringeworthy that i couldnt(the same thing thats been happening with borat 2.ive been trying to watch that si… Read More
Blind Items: The
2021-01-16 00:19
every day this just keeps getting messier & first, i was entertained but now i'm worried. this old money actor loves to beat & abuse young women but goes to this older pre… Read More
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
2020-12-19 07:29
ma rainey's black bottom has a lot to unpack & i didnt like most of it but i do think they made a lot of good points. a lot of it will go over most white peoples heads, though(especially… Read More
2020-12-19 03:30
i LOVED pee wee as a child & its incredible how many gay/kitsch elements he had in the show. was pee wee herman the reason why i turned into a female female impersonator? :-)pee wee's pl… Read More
2020-12-12 00:07
i had a lot planned for this year that never happened & it seems like 2021 wont be any different. the hoi polloi thinks they can throw away their masks as soon as january 1st because the… Read More
2020-11-27 01:57
chickens is a british tv show about 3 men who stayed at home instead of going to fight world war 1. i usually dont watch shows over & over but decided to watch this one again because it… Read More
2020-10-23 14:00
 i LOVE roald dahl & jim henson but for whatever reason ive never seen this movie. anjelica huston is such a bad betch plus bubble plays her homegirl so i'm confused why the witches… Read More
What Is The Game Plan Amerikka?
2020-10-02 23:10
what is the point of marching for black lives matter when you still uphold white supremacy? what is the point of  denouncing trump & voting for biden if you're still racist? what is… Read More
2020-09-05 20:21
 i'm pretty sure i've never seen mulan.i hated childrens movies even as a child & i dont really fw disney. the grandma is the coolest character & mushu is annoying. i wonder if… Read More
2020-08-04 02:00
this is the part of lockdown where i pretend to clean up. while said "cleaning up", i found my old rock of love charm school uniforms. i completely forgot i still had them. anyway so i'm pos… Read More
2020-07-27 05:41
i didnt read this novel but you can.¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . i didnt care then & i dont care now. y'all can stop with the fake apologies, nowRe: An apology and extending an olive bra… Read More
Brave New World
2020-07-23 02:30
i read this book years ago & i dont remember the exact plot but i do remember how creepy he predicted our "sex positive" future. sex positive is in quotes because nsa promiscuity only be… Read More
Blind Item: Geriatric Fvckery Edition
2020-07-20 01:08
there is some "new" beef between the italian acting legend & the lacefront wig wearing plastic surgery addict. they've been low key feuding for decades,wig says the italian had him black… Read More
2020-07-11 02:30
i HATE horror/pandemic movies,so i was dreading watching contagion. plus the fact that it stars goop really made me not want to see it.but since this is very timely & i'm bored/drunk, he… Read More
2020-06-30 02:30
the description in the listing: "In Lace, p0rno princess-turned-movie queen Lili (Phoebe Cates) embarked on a relentless quest to find the mother who had abandoned her in infancy. Now i… Read More
2020-06-23 02:30
i have ALWAYS wanted to watch this but for some reason its never on tv & the dvds are hard to find. i ended up getting lace & part 2. i find it bizarre that Phoebe Cates would give u… Read More
2020-06-14 19:41
this will probably be the last time i bring this up. i've been getting a LOT of emails from randoms asking me to be on a certain podcast. that will never happen. now that the podcast has cha… Read More
Blind Item: That Kinky Movie Star Guy
2020-05-31 02:46
this "happily" married patrician movie star "respects her too much" to ask his uptight white wife for bdsm but goes online for his kinks. he catfishes with fake pix on tinder to try out his… Read More
2020-05-23 06:45
who tf was asking for a musical remake of valley girl? nic cage is damn near perfect in the original & idk who this new guy is but i doubt he can fill those shoes. he has hair like the d… Read More
2020-05-22 23:49
dear finneas,i am finally drunk enough to forgive you & we can be friends now. i blocked you & deleted your number so you will have to contact melove,the D:-) Read More
2020-05-18 06:33
not even 4 minutes in & this may be the cutest show ive ever stars elle fanning whom i always felt was much superior to the lesser fanning.i despise historical fiction, but this… Read More
2020-05-16 03:53
i ended up watching the dune tv miniseries before watching this one because i heard it didnt make much sense if you didnt read the book. the tv show was ok but very boring,i heard the 1984 v… Read More
2020-05-14 02:30
who tf was asking for a new al capone movie? there are so many interesting historical criminals or gangsters & yet they keep making movies about this fat fvcker. i dont get it at a… Read More
2020-05-12 02:31
the jerk is one of my favorite movies.i remember watching it a billion times as a child & being amazed that such a stupid/funny movie had been made in the 1st place. a couple of months a… Read More
2020-05-06 19:57
ive been on facebook for at least a was the 2nd time ive read my facebook messages in that time. there were thousands of messages but the general gist i got is that white people… Read More
The Blue Angel 1930 Vs 1959
2020-04-09 02:00
i had no idea they filmed a remake in 1959.i saw the original in english & german & couldnt understand what was going on in both versions or why lola lola would waste her time with t… Read More
2020-03-30 22:19
despite being in way too many reality shows,i've lived a drama free life.i dont fuck with losers so when i found out my "friend" was teaming up with my "enemy", all i could do was laugh. now… Read More
2020-03-28 05:18
i saw the original force majeure & found it to be boring & a waste of a good idea. i LOVE julia louis dreyfus & will ferrell but i dont see how they can make this a good story if… Read More
Black History Month
2020-02-08 03:00
this is so great i have to share it again. harriot may be a genius"One of the most popular misconceptions about black history is that over time, America has gradually become less racist and… Read More
2020-02-05 06:18
i LOVE the big lebowski but i'm confused why a whole movie was made about one of the worst characters. who was asking for "the jesus rolls"? it wasnt written by or endorsed by the coen broth… Read More
2019-05-20 02:54
i find charles manson to be pretty boring but matt smith to be incredibly creepy(his face makes my skin crawl).i feel some type of way having kevin bacons kid in this movie. hopefully she do… Read More
Tsa Is Completely Useless
2019-04-30 02:00
so i go on vacation & the absolute worst part of any trip is going through tsa. its like they try to be as disrespectful/dehumanizing as possible. every single time, they stop me to touc… Read More
2019-04-20 02:00
i dont know how i missed Lipstick on Your Collar & yet here we are. ewan mcgregor is so beyond fine that even if the plot is stupid & singing bad, these next 6 hours will be worth it… Read More
2019-04-05 08:11
i was SUPER excited when i first heard of fosse/verdon. the costumes are amazing & sam rockwell is so underrated but it was missing something(what that something is, i dont know).the ca… Read More
Oscars Blind Items
2019-02-25 01:00
so this oscar nominated singer broke up with her man a while ago & is waiting until after the ceremony to go back to rehab. plebs think she is in love with her co star but i heard its ac… Read More
Mrs Messy & Mr Std
2019-02-19 00:24
i told this story a billion years ago but i'll tell it again because this is my blog. lol.anyhoo. i met this director & liked him a lot.we went out, he promised me a part in his new movi… Read More
2019-01-30 05:22
so i was talking to an american born asian man who grew up in los angeles.he told me that he couldnt understand how trump was elected plus arguing racism was nonexistent in the north until t… Read More
2019-01-28 04:00
"i am the night" is basically the true story of fauna hodel & the man who may have killed the black dahlia. jefferson mays who plays dr george hodel is so funny in real life but super cr… Read More
The Mistress Of King Midas
2019-01-10 04:25
she is not much to look at but she is smarter than she looks.the first sucker believed her when she said she was on the pill until 9 months later.she moved on to the next when the baby daddy… Read More
Somebody That I Used To Know
2018-12-30 21:11
he was a beautiful boy when i knew him,full of fun, & never a care.i was attracted to him like a moth to a flame.his dad was a millionaire, they lived in a mansion,his after school job w… Read More
2018-12-25 10:09
i'm like 95% sure that i have not seen these movies before or maybe i did & they were so boring i blocked them out? either way here is a half assed review of all 3.i love francis ford co… Read More
2018-11-04 07:33
i was pretty excited when first i heard of sacha baron cohen starring in bohemian rhapsody.of course the reason why he isnt in it is because brian may wanted this movie about a gay icon to n… Read More
2018-10-14 02:52
i was WAY too excited when I heard there was a Showgirls 2, #1 being one of my favorite movies ever. even before clicking play i can see the budget for this movie had to have been $50 but i… Read More
The Homeless Problem
2018-10-05 22:11
i was watching a 1950s documentary about a levittown type neighborhood that had 1 black family move in(its on youtube & i'm too lazy to google the link but very interesting if you find i… Read More
The Dinner Date
2018-09-22 22:34
so i meet this attractive,older millionaire & we decide to go to spago for our first date.i put on a cute & modest high neck $50 dress & make sure my hair/makeup looks nice.not o… Read More
2018-09-15 02:00
Crimson Petal and the White is a book about an 1870s prostitute named Sugar. i'm on the 3rd episode of 4. romola garai is SOOOOO untalented & hard to look won all sorts of awa… Read More
2018-08-30 03:00
i havent watched gangs of new york since it came out.i remember being in the theater & blown away by daniel day lewis & confused why they cast the obviously too modern cameron diaz.i… Read More
Lindsay Lohan Is Still Trash
2018-08-09 21:20
its pretty obvious Lindsay Lohan was abused as a child & her parents dgaf about her well being.for someone who was so rich & famous she had a rough life but that is no excuse. i… Read More
The Scandal Siblings
2018-07-12 21:24
this heaux scandal with the siblings is about to get REAL thought it was just a title but it was a way of life for those girls. pre "fame" they were hookers & ended up stabbing… Read More
The Singer & The Comedian
2018-07-02 23:32
that singer with the same tired hairstyle is marrying the unattractive comedian because they both loves drugs,not each other. she dabbled in cocaine before they met & he introduced her t… Read More
2018-06-21 20:56
i find history to be fascinating & the fact that it repeats(& most people are too stupid to see it) is the most fascinating part of it.the hoi polloi vote for a funny looking moron w… Read More
2018-05-31 19:50
i was at another premiere & i overheard some industry guys talking about blumhouse & how horrible their movies are(i wont go into details but they were savage). last night i got to e… Read More
The Wake Up Call
2018-05-27 02:07
today was a weird one.i go to an event & there is this black woman standing alone being ignored.i walk over & we start to talk.she says she is trying very hard to fit in so that the… Read More
The Dallas Show! Starring Dallas Harrison
2018-04-05 02:15
got an email today from a production company asking if i wanted my own reality show.they told me to send the contact info for whoever i picked to be my costar.i thought for a second then i d… Read More
Blind Item: America's Dad Likes To Play
2018-03-24 01:30
i am shook as the kids say.i always assumed this beloved actor was pretty close to scandals except his fame loving wife & wigger son. anyhoo, america's dad was having an affai… Read More
2018-03-17 04:00
now i've had a crush on michael shannon for a while & lord knows i love the king so i dont know how i missed this. despite having kevin spacey ,(who always seemed creepy to me) its… Read More

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