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For the MAN of the House

A Confidential Letter to the Man of the House, from Heather, Romance Director, Glo Salon

“She may be waiting…just anticipating…things she may never have…but while she’s waiting, try a little tenderness…”

If you are searching for the perfect gift for your hunny for Valentines Day, read on guys, I’ve got you covered…

Date: Tuesday, 9.38am, in the Denver Tech Center

Phone number: 303 968 4222

Dear Man of the House,

Yes, women ARE different from men. No doubt you’ve noticed this, over many years. Women remember things. FOREVER.

That silly thing you said back in March, 2014? Yup…she remembers it. The time you embarrassed yourself – and her – at that friend’s wedding in 2011? You might have forgotten it. She never will.

Men like things. Cars. Boats. Signed posters of our sports heroes. Gadgets. But women like occasions (trust me on this guys).

Which is why you’ve stumbled upon this letter. (You surely don’t think it was an accident?) Because a significant occasion is approaching. It is one which most men hardly pay any attention to. And one which every woman – even the ones who will tell you “it doesn’t matter” – yes, even those women secretly hope their man will remember.

If you think your loved one pays no attention to this particular day, I’m afraid you are completely, hopelessly, utterly wrong. As the Romance Director at Glo Salon, I talk with women all day, every day. They ALL go a little misty-eyed when they talk about love, their husbands, partners or boyfriends, about that lovely dinner you had last year, about that weekend away you’d so been looking forward to.

So you have a couple of choices this coming Valentine’s Day, Tuesday, February 14. Depending on what action you take NOW, you will wake up on that Saturday morning knowing that you will have one of two options.

OPTION #1 (IF you have given her a Glo Salon Gift Card):  You will be able to spend the following Saturday…

OPTION #2 (If you have NEGLECTED to give her a Glo Salon Gift Card you may be obliged to spend Saturday…
  • Goofing off on the couch watching sports
  • Tinkering with that old wreck of a car in your Man Cave
  • Catching up with the guys for a beer
  • Hiking
  • Heading off for a day’s fishing
  • Playing football in the park
  • Playing video games for four hours
  • Doing just about anything you damn well please…
  •  Sitting on the couch with her, watching a re-run of The Notebook, and then,
  •  Shoveling the driveway.

(This is not a great option for most men.) 

You get my drift. You may avoid Option #2 by picking up the phone NOW and calling the salon, at 303 968 4222, armed with your credit card. Our Salon Coordinator Laura will immediately arrange for a specially-prepared Gift Card – of any value you decide – to be sent to you in an discreet envelope.

Your loved one will be able to use the Gift Card you so thoughtfully purchased for her on any service in our salon, any time she likes.

But a warning: When your loved one receives this Gift Card when she wakes on the morning of Tuesday, February 14, her eyes may well up, she may blush a little, she may even give you a heartfelt kiss. (And you never know what that might lead to…)

And then, trust me, you will have the joy of being able to choose any one of the activities listed under OPTION #1.

Please phone the salon now at 303 968 4222. I look forward to helping save your marriage or relationship.

Kind regards,

Heather

Romance Director

P.S.: Almost forgot – The Notebook is a VERY girly movie. If you choose Option #2, make sure you have a box of Kleenex handy.

CALL NOW – in complete confidence – 303 968 4222



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