It’s February, so capitalism decrees that we spend too much on faux-romantic tat love is in the air. And what better way to express that love than via the media of battle royale? With that in mind, Epic has you covered - Valentines is coming to Fortnite.
Strap yourself in - the next wave of battle royale games is coming.
The latest patch, which goes live today, brings two new skins, a new glider, and a new weapon to the game. The skins, to be quite honest, are terrifying; one of them depicts a disinterested, eyeless, but apparently sentient statue, which is about the last thing I want to see when cowering in my shoddily-assembled wooden fortress. Or it would be, if the demonic pink bear onesie that accompanies it wasn’t also in the update.