Penises are a funny piece of anatomy. There’s no denying it. Mount Your Friends is a slightly awkward party game about muscular, well-lubricated climbing atop each other to build the highest human towers imaginable, while their dangly bits shook about in the wind. Soon, we’ll be able to enjoy that classic man-on-man action in stunning 3D.
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Mount Your Friends 3D: A Hard Man is Good to Climb (which is indeed the real subtitle, I checked several times) is scheduled to release on Steam in Q1 2018. It still features well-hung climbs to human tower supremacy, featuring intimate occasions for both online and offline multiplayer.
Also, dangling Dongs. Pendulous pricks. Windswept wangs.