When I first heard about Hatoful Boyfriend, a dating game in which you attempt to woo a variety of birds, I thought the novelty dating genre would never go much further. But with the announcement of Boyfriend Dungeon, I’ve realised I was very wrong.

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Scheduled for 2019, Boyfriend Dungeon is a dungeon-crawler crossed with a dating sim, in which the objects of your desire are the weapons you use to dispatch the dungeon’s monsters. If you thought I was kidding, the trailer, which you can watch above, literally instructs you to date your weapons.