Haha! It's been less than a month this time!

• On Wentworth Miller inspiring the world to get inked

emily said...
no kidding. WENT! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GAP DESTROYS YOUR POSTERS INSTEAD OF GIVING THEM TO ME BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID CELEBRITY COPYRIGHT THING? This is ME asking YOU to hook me up with one of those posters of you fingering yourself. you know the one I mean. don't act like you don't. I see right through you, Miller! Now if I could only see through your clothes....

I have a poster! How much do you hate me? Are you plotting my death right now?

• On Wentworth Miller who in the hell is this?

Belgian said...
*still balling her eyes out*:

Tear down the mountains
Yell, scream, and shout like you can say what you want
Im not walking out
Stop all the rivers, push, strike, and kill
Im not gonna leave you
There's no way I will

And I am telling you
Im not going
You're the best man I'll ever know
There's no way I can ever, ever go
No, no, no, no way
No, no, no, no way Im living without you
Oh, Im not living without you, not living without you
I dont wanna be free
Im staying, Im staying
And you, and you, and you
You're gonna love me

Belhoohoo

*standing ovation*

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Anonymous said...
Hey now I see, she’s a minor so he just took the wine, held the door open and told her to keep the fuck away from him

crazy stalking little bitch

4/11/07 10:16 AM

aha aha ahahahahahahaahaha

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NooNoo said...
she's just a condom,
for one use only :P

I heart you NooNoo.

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shortstuff said...
OMG. i am seriously gunna have a breakdown... she's TOUCHING him! shes FUCKING TOUCHING HIM! WENT! MY WENT! no. just...no. i cant do this. SHE'S BLONDE! you said u liked brunettes! you LIED! why went! WHY??

*sobbing uncontrollably* someone hold me.. :(

*holding shortstuff*

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Kate said...
I just hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't we all...

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Anonymous said...
I love our Went for loving confident women. It just goes to show that he really is as special as we think he is, a mature, intelligent and totally hot grown man. Sigh. I don't usually like anal sex that much but I would let this guy butt fuck me anytime.

4/12/07 10:20 AM

I think it's safe to say that we would let this man do absolutely anything he wanted to do to us...Well almost anything. There is in fact one thing that I won't do. *singing* Oh I would do anything for Love but I won't do that. *clutching fake air microphone and singing with feeling* No I won't doooo, that!

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Wentalicious said...
Keep in mind that a) he hasn't announced her as his girlfriend and b) I don't see no ring on her finger! Mmmhmm (sassy finger snaps).

He can have his little summer fling, but he best be coming home once the fall season starts up again. Ya heard me Went! Don't make me go ballistic on a brutha!

LMAO sassy finger snaps

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notyourtypicalfangirl said...
hey wouldn't it be funny if he was laying in bed next to his boyfriend laughing his ass off at the crazy fangirls, now that would be some irony for you

Yes, yes it would.

• On Wentworth Miller Candids!

Anonymous said...
This is a note to WFW. You are the first shot on a Friday night after along week. You are the hot bubble bath after a long day. You are the vicadon when stress levels hit the red zone. Thanks for your site its like a cool breeze on a hot humid day. (Even with the pics of Went with another woman...;-))
Don't ever stop this blog. I'll be devastated.
Your biggest fan

4/12/07 5:10 PM

*blowing kisses with tears in eyes Wentkorea style*

• On Wet For Went is Six Months Old Today!

Krissie said...
"The lust, the laughter, the tears, the heart attacks, the mania, the joy, the heart-break, the excitement, the longing..."

...and so much more. It was a place of daydreams and escapes and now it is a place of friendship and endless fun, of learning something new (where else would I learn the proper spelling of "cumming" to dazzle my professor with?) and spending time with the BEST GIRLS in the entire world who laugh their asses off in times of joy and support each other in times of grief (such as this).
*raises a glass* Thank you, WFW, for bringing us together!
May it last!
I fucking love you, my Female Went, my Head Ho, my Mistress!

*crying* I love you too!

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notthedoctor said...
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY QUEEN OF WENTLUST.
*most respectul bow*

*crying some more*

• On Wet For Wet has lost her damn mind

Mink said...
*clutching sides*

Now this is some funny shit! Yep, enough already with the 'being understanding' and 'adult' and 'accepting'. Bring on the hell fires of suitable WFW ire!

And Mama Bear, I am so with you. If this (or any other) girl can be scared away from a chance at a relationship with the hottest man on the planet by a bit of fangirl wrath and a spot of cyberstalking, she doesn't deserve him. If it were me, they could bring it all they liked; I'd have to be pried off of him by the forceful uncurling of my cold, dead hands.

Yes, my cold. dead. hands.

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AJ said...
Big fat.....FUCKING....WORD to what Mink said. If I was his girlfriend, you couldn't tell me SHIT! Bring it the fuck on! In fact, I'd welcome the hating. I'd sit there and take it with a big fat friggin' smile on my face, if it meant I was tappin' THAT everynight. Ungrateful wench.

LOL

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Wentasy_baybi said...
Thanks WFW!!! And yeah... she will have to suck it up if she wants the man... I know I would "suck it up!"LOL!

*ahem* Ohhhhhhhh, I would do anything for love...but I won't do that. *whispering with feeling* No I won't dooooo that.

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Anonymous said...
Ok, I hate myself for having looked closely enough to have noticed this, but the photo of them with his arm around her is clearly a photoshop job, and a bad one at that. The sidewalk and backgrounds on either half of the photo are clearly different, which explains why the video only showed it for a milisecond.

That said, I am horrified at the vitriol that has been spewed in this poor girl's direction ever since this story broke, and am really sad for both her and Went. Can you imagine what it must be like for both of them right now? I wouldn't blame him for disappearing into seclusion until the start of S3 filming, and my heart just goes out to Amie. I hope she's a stronger person than I am, because I would be absolutely devastated to read most of the things that have been written in the last few days.

I am choosing to leave this comment here, as this site seems to be mostly populated by kinder, funnier folks (with better grammer) than over at JJ. WFW I think you are hilarious. Thanks for trying to keep the dialogue free of personal attacks while letting all of the broken hearts out there vent a bit (me included, obviously).

*ducking out of the way of those tomatoes*

4/14/07 5:25 AM

Awwww sanity and thanks for the compliment.

• On WANTED: Wentworth Miller, For crimes against Fangirls

nicbeast said...
I want you to know, that I am happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

1-'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you
To be open wide, No
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died
Till you died, but you're still alive

2-And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you f... her?
(rpt 1,2)

Ohh... aah... ahh... ahh...

'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed
That was me and I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes, and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails
Down someone else's back I hope you feel it
Well, can you feel it?

Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know

Ah the perfect "you broke my heart and I'm fucking pissed off" song.

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niknak said...
Look what you've done - Jet:

Because what good it all the anger if you can't inspire guilt
Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems like such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone

I forgot all about this one before you posted it; Good choice! I added it to the Jukebox.

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Mink said...
I'm kinda bored, which means I'm likely to be even more of a bitch than usual. Hence I bring you this, from "I Say Nothing" by Voice of the Beehive:

I met this girl one day,
She had these long tight legs.
She said, "I get it every night,
And he calls me every day."
He'll leave you black and blue,
And rip your heart in two,
Then wake up in the morning,
And say, "Who the hell are you?"

Honey, he's just not that into you.

*snickering*

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notyourtypicalfangirl said...
you abandoned me
love don't live here anymore
just a vacancy
love don't live here anymore


love don't live here anymore
just emptyiness and memories
of what we had before


you went away found another place to stay
another home

rose royce - love dont live anymore

*Through the windows of my eyes, everyone can see, the loneliness inside of me* damn you Wentworth Miller for taking my ability to love *shaking fist*

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notthedoctor said...
I wasn't sure we could write self made songs, so I'm posting the lyrics anyway... It's a balad with lots of electric guitar... yeah, IT IS a balad!!!

*clearing voice*
*plugging guitar*
1... 2... 1... 2... 3... 4...

*guitar screaming*

FUCKING LYNCH THE BLONDIE BITCH!!!
LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH!

You broke my heart when you DIDN'T SHOW UP!
Now you break my heart walking on the street with some BLONDIE BITCH!
What the hell is going on?
You know better than break my little fragil girly heart into pieces.
Now you had it coming,
My warth is exploding!

FUCKING LYNCH THE BLONDIE BITCH!!!
LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH!
FUCKING LYNCH THE BLONDIE BITCH!!!
LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH!

*waving lighter from side to side* That was beautiful, just beautiful. I especially loved the guitar solo.

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cocot13 said...
I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW


CAUGHT OUT THERE - Kelis

*yelling with Kelis*

• On Beigette vs. Scarfalotta: Smackdown

Beigette said...
HA! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!!!!!

I assume this was to Scarfy beigie, and yeah, you beat the pants off her in the poll, be proud! You did not however beat die alone so I wouldn't celebrate just yet. Everyone still hates you too, just not as much.

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niknak said...
If those two are the choices, I am voting he die alone. Its like trying to choose between stale bread or stale crackers... neither are appetizing. Both are dry, need something to help choke them down, and would be better thrown out and replaced.

I feel the love.

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Mama Bear said...
I guess I'm easy-on-the-eyes, I read novels, I can even write a decent haiku or two, but I don't think Went would really go for me since I was raised by circus carnies and I have webbed feet. Dammit all to Hell!

I'll tell you what you should do, wrap a scarf AND a pink bow around your feet! You can't lose!

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"The Pretty" said...
Now, now ladies...there's no need to bring out the claws. I happen to like mind fucking, coochie fucking, eye fucking, and everything else in between. Call 1-800-MAN-MILK to schedule your Blue Steel special

Hold the man milk and we have a deal cuz I would do anything for love, oh I would do anything for love, yes I would to anything for love, but I won't do that. No I wooooooon't do that.

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soiled undies said...
I have missed some good shit!

You know how to fix that right? STOP DISAPPEARING!

• On More Wentworth Miller Bean Pole Jeans Ads

emily said...
dear Wentworth Miller's ass,
you are so fine. and I think we should get married. the end.

I'm afraid the ass is already spoken for. Get your own!

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tia said...
so are the people running BeanPole 12 year old girls?

Yes, yes they are. Note the Unicorn.

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Dani said...
I take that back - I really want to taste his back, crack & sack - so all y'all ladies line up behind ME

How bout I just let you have those 3 things and I take the rest of him? Good deal?

• On Awwwwwww shit! Is Wentworth Miller kissing Amie Bice?

britbird said...
oh guys he is saying 'Amie honey you need to get some breath mints because your breath smells like ass' went is caring that way.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

• On Wentworth Miller's Bean Pole Jeans Brochure

brit bird said...
*MISSING WENTWORTH MILLERS ASS LAST SEEN ON WENTWORTH MILLER SOMETIME AGO REWARD OFFERED.
IF YOU FIND IT PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!

The ass is armed and dangerous. It will, I repeat, it WILL take you out with it's luscious, round, magnificence. Please return to WFW at once if found and she will return it to its rightful owner after she caresses and fondles it into oblivion.

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Dani said...
Looks like T-BAG had his way and screwed his ass off...

Poor pretty...

Please tell me someone recorded it.

• On Wentworth Miller Magazine Madness

Geisha said...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
My vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did your vagina implode too? *clutching vagina* Don't worry Went, I'm sure a path will be cleared just for you when you finally decide to make your entrance.

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linds said...
Oh, a sex rubik's cube! How fun!

Isn't it? Let's see that again:



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Belgian said...
The black shirt and the naughty half smile...
Oh, yes, you look smug! Now, come over here and whip me. See these shackles baby, I'm your slave...
Sheesh, I wish I were a guy and had somethin' to put into you! 'Cause you are asking for it baby!I want to fuck you into the floor!

*pants*
*screams on the inside*
*is SO going to cum with that image in mind tonight*

Bel

BRAVO! *whistling*

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evelyn said...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.........
I'M CUMMING.........
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH........

YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND NOW...
ONCE AGAIN...

Go for it!

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nicbeast said...
So with the discovery of this new planet, I have decided this must be where Went is from. Because, clearly, he is not human. So with that in mind, I say we petition to have the name of the planet changed to Wentwearth. Who's with me?

LOL Wentwearth...

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cocot13 said...
God, he makes my vagina weep cause it knows they will never meet

If he'd only stick it in, I'm sure it wouldn't make a peep
Actually that's not true, it would gush and throb and leap
And then once he was through with it, it would have a lovely sleep

• On Wentworth Miller is Beautiful

emily said...
One of the most beautiful people? For real? what a shocker! good job, people magazine. your editors obviously have eyes.

A blind man could see he was beautiful; It's the white light. Think Matrix Revoultions. He has a Neo-like glow that transcends the senses so I actually think you should take your congratulations back, they don't deserve it...unless of course they put him on the cover, then we could talk.

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Mink said...
LOL I see you used the same, less 'shopped' version of this pic, like the one I posted at Church, babe. Extremely good call. Fucking 'People' mag should be seriously taken to task for the bleaching they did to that pic on their site. It had better not be the same in the print mag! Grrrrr!!!!

I was just following your shining example and yeah, the bleaching is just tacky. I think Mama Bear may have said it best:

Mama Bear said...
Mink, Bel, I agree with you 100%. Went's image should remain untouched since it's already absolute perfection.

You know, brightening a person's eye color is one thing, but changing a person's skin tone is clearly another. What century is this again?

Happy 300th, WFW!!! You are a posting machine!

*nodding in agreement* and yes! My 300th post! Whoa!

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notthedoctor said...
So PEOPLE magazine has named Wentworth one of the most beautiful people in the world. Big WOOP!
Well, ALIEN magazine, the most read mag in the galaxy has named him THE Most Beautiful Multicelluar Organism in the Universe. THAT my friends is a serious thing!

I agree but see, even they couldn't leave his picture alone.



*sigh*

As always, thank you for your comments!