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Liz: Spaz Is The New Delightful


This here is Liz Nolan. She's a 23 year old Marketing Coordinator from Miami, Florida. It seems like it's been forever since we've seen a lady so let's check out what Liz has to offer, shall we?

Please to enjoy:


(Video Courtesy of Big Brother Network)

Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Right off the bat, boobs! Ask the bouncing bubbly Liz a question about herself and boi-oi-oi-oing, we're off to the races.



Head bob left! Head bob right! Laura Prepon voice activated. "I am Liz. 23 years old. Born and raised in Miami, Florida so I'm a Florida girl, hmm mmm hhmmm." What was that?! Besides awesome, because I've been replaying it all morning. "So I'm a Florida girl, hmm mmm hhmmm." You're a freak is what you are, young lady.

For Miss Liz, getting to Big Brother has been a series a happy coincidences. She graduated college so she's at a good time and place to abandon her life for 3 months. She also met Portia from BB13 on The Boat. What boat? The Boat from Cuba? The Love Boat? What the hell boat is she talking about?

"Hey, I'll meet you later at The Boat." 
"K. Cool. See you at The Boat. But first I'm gonna check out That Boat." 
"I went to That Boat once. It's a good time, but whatever you do, don't bother with Thee Boat. It's a total Ren Faire crowd."

I feel like the docks down in Florida are filled with lost confused people looking for boats and not being able to find them. Is that The Boat? No, that's Their Boat. What about This Boat?


Her voice is off putting and she nervously giggles at really weird moments, but I think I kind of dig her. I mean, she's totally acting like a freak, but she's confident, she carries herself well (boi-oi-oing), has absolutely no filter and she punctuates her statements with sassy neck slides and finger gestures.


Where I found Audrey to be annoying, I find Liz to be delightful. I think she's acting like a spaz out of nervousness whereas I think Audrey really raises the roof. And often! I'm going to go out on a limb for Liz. Bitch better not let me down.


Get 'em while they're hot!



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